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*NEW POLICY* If you respond with a spurious, insincere right-wing talking point, you're blocked -- I don't have the time for that nonsense.

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Too bad he can't read them.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I think Donald Trump is a secret fan. He's got all my books.

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@woofknight 💯

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@UPS I'm begging you to UNDERSTAND, I do not trust ANYONE from your garbage company at this point.

Everyone that I have spoken to at UPS has LIED TO ME, either over the phone or TO MY FACE to shield yourselves from culpability.

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@UPS I had a package scheduled for delivery last week. You guys pulled an address out of thin air and delivered it there. I have another package scheduled for tomorrow, and as far as I can tell it's still sitting on the opposite coast.

Your company is the worst.

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@UChathub39034 Your company is THE WORST.

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@UChathub39034 Don't bother: I tried to call your customer service line when you INEXPLICABLY CHANGED THE DELIVERY ADDRESS TO A RANDOM ONE, and after TWO HOURS of the worst hold system I have ever experienced, your rep LIED TO ME and said the shipper had changed it (they did not).

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@CalltoActivism I can name three:

1. Whining
2. Making empty promises
3. Throwing those closest to him under the bus.

also:

4. Kissing the asses of authoritarian dictators.

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Happy New Year from the East coast!

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@introvertsmemes The first word I saw was "NITROUS" but it was a spelling error.

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@BeardsonBeardly Maybe you should, though.

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@WUFFNUFFS Get well soon!

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@drmistercody @IAMTOMMACDONALD I'm not going to watch it, but assume it's about a guy who turns away a young expecting couple from his inn because they aren't from "around here" (he tells them there's no room), and he's right because the kid grows up to be a criminal that the state gives capital punishment to.

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Merry Christmas, everyone. You know, if that's your thing.

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@TimothyImholt all that foil isn't going to stop sauce and juice boiling out and dripping all over the engine. I pity the mechanic who has to deal with that.

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@steve_shives I can't believe that he had to apologize for this sketch. I mean, the Trek fan base's skin really is thin.

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@MastersRex If only. That'd straighten out this country in a hurry.

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@MastersRex CVTs are MUCH more slimy.

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Scrooge McDuck.

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

Interesting! I’m going to have to go with Sam Vimes. Anyone else?

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"Look?"

There's no "look," he's just stupid.

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

This makes Joe Rogan look stupid

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@MAstronomers I understand it, but I don't like that movie.