Adam DeLong

Husband to Sarah. Father to Ben, Dalton, and Ellie. Broken hearted Bengals fan year in and year out.... O-H-I-O

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@BackB1993 @PolymarketBlitz Sarting kicker wasn’t even there, he was already on IR. Shank York was kicking. Same guy that missed the game winner in overtime against Denver a few weeks later. Absolute right decision to score.

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@NFL @AZCardinals @NFLPlus They look like bird poop

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@JakeLiscow This is a team that came in with 0 urgency and no scheme to win without Burrow. Turnovers are obviously biggest issue of the game, but Coaches Prepare Players to Play!!! And they absolutely failed to do so.

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@BengalsTalkSI @JamesRapien Millionaires complaining about Billionaires… it’ll cost me thousands of dollars to take my kids to that game. I really don’t care that you have to pay for your own hotel, or that you don’t feel special.

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

“Dad, can you tell me what it was like the day Democracy died? Did they weep? Did they scream in the streets?

No, they danced and cheered…”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Republicans dancing after Speaker Johnson signs the OBBB

[Cooper @justcuuper]

I get on Twitter and it’s just all

“lol Trump should be the pope”

“lol we raised a lady $500K for calling a kid a n*gg*r”

“lol Trump 2028”

Yeah my dad’s looking for work for the first time in 3 decades. Prices have only gotten higher. Constitutions in the shitter. You’re trying to dismantle the 3rd branch of government. More wars are starting, none have ended. Food banks are literally closing and we’re planning a $90M military parade for his birthday. Stock markets still down, trade wars with everyone, and we have no allies except El Salvador. And this is all only such a small percentage of how genuinely stupid the last 100+ days have been.

Your commitment to the troll is really quite incredible. I mean that.

[𝗕𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗖𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗮𝗶𝗻 @BengalsCaptain]

I miss my dad. Just finished changing the brake pads on my truck, and while the money saved is always nice, I always think of him while I'm working on the bike or truck.

Shout out to all the dads teaching their kids this stuff.

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@BengalsCaptain We took our kids to their first game this past December, ran into you in the concourse walking around afterwards. Asked for a picture and practically got a bear hug. Awesome interaction, and a great memory my boys still talk about all the time. Thanks again! Who-Dey!

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

I’m not Crying, Your Crying!

[Amy Aiello Lofgren @azsweetheart013]

I guess we are burning the country down.

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@AdamSchefter Horrible Comp… the correct one is
MATTHEW STAFFORD for JUSTIN HERBERT.
Older star that is post prime with a championship, and a younger player that most people agree could be one of best in the game but for one reason or another isn’t living up to it 100%.

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@_MLFootball 3 games over a hundred yards and 4 tds…. “Superstar” lol

[CFP @CFBPlayoff]

Write it in the history books ✍️

#CFBPlayoff • #GoBucks

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

Trump set the TikTok ban in motion

Congress passed legislation

Biden signs legislation

SCOTUS upholds ban

Biden says his administration wouldn’t enforce the law, leaving room for TikTok to stay open

TikTok shuts down anyway

Trump tweets

TikTok pretends Trump saved it 🙄

[Ohio State Football @OhioStateFB]

Championship DNA 🧬

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

@CincyJungle Oh god no!

[Adam DeLong @ARDeLong]

#RuleTheJungle