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you can look at my dog • she/her

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

sometimes you pet honey. sometimes honey pet you

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

@hellsugars i don’t really post here much lately but i still check my dms if you want to chat for a bit sometime. i know it’s not the same as an irl homie but i think of you often

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

i have 4 bsky invite codes for anyone who’s still hoping for a way off the ship, you dont have to be following me you just have to be A) a real person and B) not a total jagweed. DM me #MyXAnniversary

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

come see the weird little beast

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@nos5ratu if you take your dog to the vet or the groomer or w/e on a retractable they all hate you and talk shit about you while icing the rope burns on their hands

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

come see the weird little beast

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

@_lizharvey for my wedding i wore a truly fantastic halter neck jumpsuit and let me tell you i was knockers out in my sister in law’s bathroom no less than five times that evening

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

@hellsugars oof. same dude

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

if you had sat me down as a teenager and explained to me that one day i would be a salty little computer gremlin working for a genetics lab i would have been very surprised indeed. but i was a dumbass so that’s for the best

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

once again i love when we get lab orders that have “please expedite” or “STAT” scribbled on them by the clinic. like yes i will call up the science and tell it to science faster

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

actually it’s double funny when they do that and the signature on the order is 5 days before the date it was mailed to us. damn you guys i wonder if there’s any part of this process where we could have saved a little time, at some point

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

@carlysintothat poor you and poor crootle :( she’s so lucky to have you

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

it’s italian heritage night at oracle park and im vibing with these accordions like nobody’s business. baseball fuckin slaps so hard

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

usually my chronic ulnar neuropathy is somewhere between irritating and excruciating but honestly after just a couple beers, a few dozen hits off the vape, gabapentin and a couple percocet i feel great! i guess it’s true what they say about clean living

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

“arrott smile in photos” shan’t. won’t

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

paramore show cancelled but im still mad cute tho

[arr0tt on bsky @ARR0TT]

@_lizharvey not to be crude but like… Okay

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Charles Barkley, everybody!