JOSEPH MUGO

A gooner, Mathematician, political commentator, football coach...

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

This dude went to visit his sick father in the hospital to ask him for his will instead of wishing him a quick recovery. His father responded with a slap.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

“south Africans are lazy”.

This is what a foreigner leaving South Africa has to say.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

A Kenyan YouTube streamer confronts building security officers after one of them breaks the iPhone they were using to shoot content.

[NTV UGANDA @ntvuganda]

Scrolling with you. Turning on your world.

[Berneese @theberneese]

Who is going beck to their country now?

[Harry Mack @harrymack]

Started Rapping Then Tracy Morgan Pulled Up

[Germán Ricaurte @german_ricaurte]

Lumumba ahora es la imagen de Rexona. Espero que Congo le gane hoy a Uzbekistán y clasifique dentro de los mejores terceros.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

England fans to Arsenal: Corner Kick FC

England fans when they rely on scoring from corners:

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Hon. Gideon Moi and his wife Zahra Bahlewa Moi paid a courtesy visit to Henry Kosgey’s family to convey their condolences.

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

I was in a super metro matatu and a Gen z receives a call l think from the boss, the man only said, "Nakuja ama kama unaona nachelewa tafuta mtu mwingine afanye iyo kazi, wacha kunikula kichwa asubuhi" 🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Lumumba Mea in the stands at the World Cup. Beautiful to see. 👏🏿🇨🇩

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

Read The Standard 8 days a week!

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#TheBold
#FactsFirst

[Polymarket FC @PolymarketFC]

🚨 WORLD CUP 2026! 🇲🇽🇺🇸🇨🇦

Unforgettable moment for Norway today as they qualified for the Round of 32 in VIKING style. 🇳🇴🚣

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle and I had fun surprising the first group of visitors to the Obama Presidential Center on Juneteenth. Come check it out!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Real Madrid are now not expected to advance for Rodri this summer after Bernardo deal.

Not a priority for Florentino Pérez + up to Rodri whether he wants to sign new deal at #MCFC (still on the table) or leave in 2027 on a free. 👀

🎥➕ https://t.co/baFrE4u1fl

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ibrahima Konaté and Denzel Dumfries both signed their Real Madrid contracts last week in order to allow Florentino statement.

Official Real Madrid statement to follow next.

[zola @zola_254]

We won the league 😎. Repost to irritate bitter clowns 🤡

[The Bishop @Gichohi_KE]

@ntvkenya @MichelleNgele_ @Karanja_Ibrah Mchezo wa town huu. That is like 1.5 years of collection. Lakini utaskia tutalipa for 30 years

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

“Wakimuona wanamuita Ruto must go,” Mtoto aliyepewa jina la William Ruto akabiliwa na uhasama https://t.co/A0nzDdAqeV

[Eric @amerix]

Modern parents are raising self-entitled swamp rats.

• They buy them smartphones at an early age

• Dance with them in TikTok videos

• Reward them when they throw tantrums

• Avoid punishing them

• Employ housemaids to carry out house tasks as children sit and play in the house

These children can't wash their clothes, cook a simple meal, or clean the table after a meal.

They even insult housemaids.

Some even talk back to their parents.

These are the children who grow to become the idiots you see saying, "children need privacy."

Which privacy?

The results of a poorly raised child are so many awkward and displeasing teenagers and young adults on X insulting people and disrespecting order.

Children need strict supervision and instant punishment.

Otherwise, the consequences will be catastrophic.