For all the justified scrutiny Crawley & Pope get, England are carrying a top six batsman who is averaging under 30 in the last two years without a century & it's neither of them.
If you spend 1300 dollars on Pradas ripped off Kolhapuri chappals, the fee should include a visit from an Indian mother who shows up, and beats you with them.
I can't recall a test in which there was such a comical gap between the best bowler on show & the next. I'm not even sure who that next would be. Probably Stokes... with an average 12 more than Bumrah's.
I'm lucky enough to have seen some greats, but think Bumrah tops them all.
With a team where every bowler except Woakes has played < 5 Tests, it’s funny to see so many former English players predicting a 3-1 scoreline in favour of England. @MichaelVaughan#INDvsENGTest
Yes, the WTC format isn’t perfect. But the best two teams qualified for the final.
The finalists 🇿🇦 & 🇦🇺 won ~3 times as many Tests as they lost (8-3, 13-4).
The pretenders ( 🇮🇳 🏴 🇳🇿) all lost about as many Tests as they won (9-8, 11-10, 7-7).
This isn’t rocket science.
I was a die-hard Dhoni fan at one point of time, but the feeling has eroded bit by bit. The smartest cricketer, whose genius was not in the tally of trophies, but little things like sitting down in front of stumps to better aid his spinners to hit the wickets during a bowl out against Pakistan. The guy who gave us the ultimate prize of an ODI WC win, a generation which was fed up of the same retirees from the 1983 batch being hauled to TV studios every World Cup.
But he has overstayed, and used that stay to not score runs or wins but scoring brand deals. Also his posturing doesn’t help. A army man, who is well within his right to not go to a temple, but has nothing to say about Pahalgam. Very strange. He has worn army insignias on his gloves before in International matches, but no symbolism here. In his home league, is strange. Not protesting but a bit sad about being a fan, whose idol clearly doesn’t care. We will move on.
India-Pakistan cricket is no longer 'war minus shooting' - it’s a tired, jingoistic narrative promoted by broadcasters & advertisers. It exposes the poverty of imagination of those selling programmes, trapped in outdated clichés while the sport and the contest evolves. #INDvsPAK
This anti-Urdu rhetoric is so freaking dumb. 75% of Urdu words are derived from Prakrit and Sanskrit. 99% of its verbs are from Prakrit and Sanskrit. Its grammar is from Khariboli, the local language spoken by common people in the Delhi region. It descends from Shauraseni Prakrit and through that from Sanskrit. It's as Indo-Aryan and Indian as any other northern Indian language. So freaking dumb.
"Desirable" level of water quality: 500 mpn
"Permissible" limit: 2500
Actual coliform level of the #Ganga at #sangam during #Mahakumbh: 49900
Or 100 times more than it ought to be.
I suspect @CPCB_OFFICIAL
Data isn't going to be released again
https://t.co/2TxqUpZFhQ
Arrogance is the adjective I associate with @IndiGo6E and it was proven again today. The flight is three hours late; they informed of the delay in stages, provider no proper food and still charge for every kg of excess baggage. The only solution is to fly other airlines
Have been in Europe for 6 months now & have started building up a resentment towards work culture in India. You work past 12AM on a daily basis, only to earn peanuts & to not be respected as an individual. You have no time to for yourself. How have we been living like this?
Those of us who started working in the 80s and 90s have seen many bosses like S Subramanyam - reasonably competent people who, thanks to the happy accidents of liberalisation, the industry they were in and a new global order, flourished far beyond they could ever have imagined.
And now they've begun to believe it was just because of their talent and hard work, though more often than not they went home late just because the boys club in office, with all the attendant cronies, was far more satisfying to the ego than going home to family.
https://t.co/494bBdtRVh