A corgi walking on a keyboard

All these keystrokes are merely random chance, as I am just a dumb dog walking around on a keyboard. So any bad posts are accidental.

[Dmitrii Kovanikov @ChShersh]

Amazing things are happening on LinkedIn

[Me? infopoint kiosk @shit_queen]

Happy 9th anniversary to this e-mail

[✨Mech Pilot Grogu✨ @ganymedejam]

This edit of Monster Factory Boy Mayor to a Doechii song is all I need

[Lava - IdleOn Dev @lavaflame2]

♻️1000 retweets and I will EXTEND Valenslime's Day by +1 DAY!
That's one extra day of chocoboxes and spins!

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@lavaflame2 @PatchzQuillz Fat Goku!!!

[wint @dril]

how dare you fuck with me. how dare you fuck with me , on the year of Luigi

[win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter]

removing my dad from every picture in the family photo album and replacing him with nothernlion. theres nothing wrong with my dad i just prefer someone else rn, and thats fine

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@lavaflame2 Fat Goku

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@BenBurgis Where are you getting this info from? Is there a dataset somewhere full of polling info + demographics?
Not doubting you, would just love to look at those numbers lmao

[Ματτ @Hanklerfish_]

Why was he so sad, man?

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@weedhitter Nice try, troll. This post is from 2009. That child is now 21 and it feels significantly less bad how much more glazed their bank account is than mine.

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@mtg_malone Idk when the opponent kills you by drawing 4 specific cards in their first 8, that doesn’t seem too busted imo

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@mikewatcheswcw @HardDriveMag No way trump is in any way blue. He’s Rakdos at most.

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@HardDriveMag 5/1 implies that ear shot should have killed him

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@IGN They call that the @Northernlion effect

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@FreyaHolmer This is cool but you will never catch my ass using those units. I know kilo is 1000 but in this house a kilobyte is 1024. I would actually feel embarrassed to say "kibibyte" to someone out loud.

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@CantEverDie Don’t forget that the grinch was at mar a lago in that vid. Terrifying stuff.

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

I hate to admit… they cooked the hell out of this and it only gets better as it goes on.

[A corgi walking on a keyboard @ARealCorgi]

@BearlyLupe Ward on a creature you give to an opponent like Akron horse with a beneficial ward cost. Like ward: create a treasure