Alyssa Rodzinak

Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“i was born in the wrong generation!” not me, if i couldn’t google a restaurant menu days in advance then i would die

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Philly was a dream, honestly. Playing three nights in the stadium I used to see on tv when my dad watched Eagles games every Sunday. The most magical 3 hometown shows a girl could hope for. Plus I got to emotionally hobble my way through singing The Best Day for my mom on Mother’s Day 😭😭🥰🥰🥰 I love you all so much and am counting down the hours til Foxborough!!

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[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

10 out of 10 of the Hot 100??? On my 10th album??? I AM IN SHAMBLES.

[Alyssa Rodzinak @ARodzinak]

@evanbarber_26 HAHA that day had so much potential, major let down

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

me having flashbacks of me being crazy:

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Have you heard Fleetwood Mac though

[Alyssa Rodzinak @ARodzinak]

@amerikan_dreamm :/

[Alyssa Rodzinak @ARodzinak]

@tay_nem Ummmm duh, I’m texting you the second we move,I’ll be down in a few weeks

[helen @helen]

she met another dog with one eye i’m crying 😭

[Alyssa Rodzinak @ARodzinak]

Being an adult is waking up at 6am on your day off and deciding you NEED to go buy new pots and pans

[Liam Gareau @liamgareau]

Happy Birthday to Cher. Thank you for everything, but mostly for this.

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

don’t talk to me today I need full listening capacity for @Olivia_Rodrigo on repeat

[Alyssa Rodzinak @ARodzinak]

@rachaelf_ @slitthroatz I would 100% let him take my order and serve me that substandard cold foam

[Emma Stearns @StearnsEm]

People do realize....there’s already mandatory vaccines...like you can’t go to school without certain vaccines...and you can’t travel to certain places without certain vaccines....this is already a thing

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I think we can all agree that taylor swift’s giggle in the re recorded hey stephen

[Alyssa Rodzinak @ARodzinak]

@amerikan_dreamm @sherrylizheng Ok I need these