my name Xanthony

Registered flex offender

[my name Xanthony @ARugg314]

Ladies,,, when will the dad bod phase transition to the dad hairline phase? Asking for a friend

[Annemarie Dray @AnnemarieDray]

I couldn’t stop watching this because I think it’s the funniest, most joyous thing and now I realize it’s even funnier with context. Just brilliant.

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[Pelagius 🦁 @pelagiusreborn]

That feeling when the axe you threw sliced open an Anglo-Saxon soldier’s head

[cole @c_0L_e]

Maybe the best tweet I’ve ever seen

[Casey Evans @Casey_Evans_]

‘What a win for England’

Jordan Henderson (unused substitute):

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Yeah that’s an all timer of an interview 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ari Lamm @AriLamm]

Switzerland, I’m not gonna lie brother we coulda used this energy in World War 2

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Ancelotti to everyone who made those Endrick memes…

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Trump winning us the World Cup:

[Molly @FSUmollz]

FIFA is such a world-class, respectable organization. A true beacon of integrity and transparency.

[yc @yc]

I know Trump saying “Folarin Balogun” on that phone sounded like Harry Potter spells

[. @tosinmm_]

USMNT fans seeing that Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium

[Modo Scaloneta 🇦🇷🏆 @ModoScaloneta]

Estoy llorando, es el mejor dato de toda la historia del futbol

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

Avenge him @USMNT

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

The whole entire USMNT fanbase coming to the realization that we were too harsh on Tim Ream and he’s actually had 4/4 good performances

[Brian Rauf @brauf33]

Yes, let’s ask the guy who was fired for being bad at his job what we should’ve done

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

you’ll see the contact looked mellow, got to reduce it to a yellow

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

USMNT star Folarin Balogun (1) has surpassed Christano Ronaldo (0) in all time World Cup knockout stage goals

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

Me in the mirror at a bar trying to come down after taking 12 shots