Agent “Lank” Schrader

Hoyas | philly sports | blade using, visor wearing | bourbon and blonde enjoyer

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Someone’s future wife btw. Gay son in 4️⃣ #foid

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

It’s sad to see Ronaldo’s legacy be tarnished because of his insufferable fan base and their superficial Messi rivalry. History is being rewritten in front of my eyes. I know what I saw… ROLL THE TAPE

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

How USA ML (+400) is looking at me after half. #USMNT

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Yeah Harper isn’t elite #MV3

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Next man up mentality #getwarm #USMNT

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

@BufordLee146788 Kind of seeing a trend here partner…

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

@BarbourBurner @BufordLee146788 Movie was fire except for Will Poulter😂

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

@BufordLee146788 SPR snubbed, otherwise great list

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

@BufordLee146788 Good man. Lemme hear your favorite war flicks, USA 250th got Hank feeling patriotic

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

@BufordLee146788 Surprised to see no eastbound and down love considering pfp

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

I COULD win the lottery while Sydney Sweeney is sitting on my face

[SleeperHoops @Sleeper_Hoops]

The Bulls new lineup 👀🔥

Josh Giddey
Anfernee Simons
Matas Buzelis
Caleb Wilson
Nic Claxton

This team COULD make some noise...

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Ronnie looks exactly like Charlie Kirk mixed with Drake I’m cryinnn #LoveIslandUSA

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Wyndham Clark choke incoming. Praying for his clubs and nearby patrons. #crashout

[Hyper 🌪️ @Hyperjack13]

USA is getting steroid and paid refs allegations in SOCCER.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

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I believe
I believe that
I believe I’ll drink some beer
I BELIEVE ILL DRINK SOME BEER
I BELIEVE ILL DRINK SOME BEER
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[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

God dammit Pulisic! This is the World Cup. Thought you had more fight in you than this. You are lucky we have an absolute dog in Gio Reyna. Stay on the porch, time for the big dogs to eat. #USMNT

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Hint: begins with a C and rhymes with Fool-ey

[Georgetown Hoyas Szn 🐶 @hoyasszn]

A lot of people seem to forget Georgetown was ranked in 36th heading into the 2025-26 season, with this starting 5:

Malik Mack
KJ Lewis
Isaiah Abraham
Caleb Williams
Julius Halaifonua

This season, people don’t have the Hoyas close, despite arguably upgrading each position 🤔

[Agent “Lank” Schrader @ASAC_lank]

Take my money

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Me this past week