Mike Cyclops

Not Cameron Frye.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Today gonna be another fun day on the twitter, one full of empathy, nuance and all parties respecting differing view points

[ken wong @kenwongart]

In times like these, ask WWJD?

[Subway® @SUBWAY]

@willemss Nope, Jared is still alive and well! He's overseas visiting the troops on a USO tour.

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

@crazy_vaccine @bortsborts @echetus Lmao this freak is jacking off horses in the apocalypse

[Timmy :) @Timmyd124]

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

[Skyline Chili @Skyline_Chili]

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[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Quiet babe , Dave Mathews is locking the the fuck in on Skyline Chili Vision

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

@THE_REAL_SARD Amazing! Let’s do brunch soon!

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

@tylerbrest @JoePGorman It’s cowardly to say this in private mode.

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

@nateflix_real Chris Parnell is the Samuel L Jackson of television.

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Actually no. This misses the point of Jesus's Parable of the Good Samaritan (Lk 10: 25-37). After Jesus tells a lawyer that you should "love your neighbor as yourself," the lawyer asks him, "And who is my neighbor?"

In response, Jesus tells the story of a Jewish man who has been beaten by robbers and is lying by the side of the road. The man is helped not by those closest to him (a "priest" and a "Levite"), but rather by a Samaritan. At the time, Jews and Samaritans would have considered one another enemies.

So Jesus's fundamental message is that *everyone* is your neighbor, and that it is not about helping just your family or those closest to you. It's specifically about helping those who seem different, foreign, other. They are all our "neighbors."

But Jesus's deeper point can only be understood from the point of view of the beaten man: our ultimate salvation depends, as it did for that man, upon those whom we often consider to be the "stranger."

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

We’re Animal Collectivemaxxing in 2025

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

They said: Garby, you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your bitch is too bad. Your swag is too different. They’ll kill you.

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

Fucking awful house to rollerblade in

[Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 @zillowgonewild]

This Bloomington, MN home was apparently formerly owned by the inventor of ROLLERBLADES. I thought that was fun :) that’s all.

Currently listed for only $599,000

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

@FlemmyJackson @NFL Terrorist organization

[Mike Cyclops @ASAP_Garb]

@JoePGorman Tfw you’re about a guarantee a man he’s gonna like the way he looks