Meeg Stray

if yer gunna be a bear, be a grizzly

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Girlfriend: You never say anything romantic to me.

Me: *just called her the rootinest tootinest cowboy the west has ever seen* Are you joking right now?

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

our soccer ref didn’t show up so one of the moms on our team had her 9 year old son ref for us (he had a whistle) and a completely adult woman on the other team argued with one of his calls and he yellow carded her in front of everyone and she had to sit in her car to calm down

[Caroline @ccflores3]

So my sister and I tried recreating a Tiktok and she nearly died.

[Meeg Stray @ASAPstray]

no heckin kidding I would fuckin die for baby yoda

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

I’m gonna tell my kids this is Danny DeVito

[john lee @yumyumfattime]

This didn’t go viral on tik tok like I expected it to so I’m giving twitter a try

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

no man has all three:

-live
-laugh
-love

[Bean @sariuhhh]

but y’all not ready for that conversation!

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

This TikTok trend might be my favorite so far

[Shinji Ikari @mojo_sooo_dopee]

My brother in law sent me this, please Watch till the end 🤣🤣

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

HOW TO GET FREE CANDY FROM CANDY MACHINE!! WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME