Jennifer McAuliffe

mask enthusiast, comedy writer for hire @JFL @22minutes @readersdigestca @cbccomedy; iTunes #1 album Border Crossing. she/her Free all occupied people & places

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

Pineapple farms looks like someone said they were a pineapple farmer and got caught in the lie so just started chucking pineapples on the grass

[Diana Chan McNally @DianaCMcNally]

We have been inundated with multiple scandals from the Toronto Police Service, from Spain to Project South to the sexual assault of a minor. We must have a serious conversation about this extreme breach of trust.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Sorry I'm not speaking on the male loneliness epidemic, I was distracted by the women-and-girls-being-murdered-by-men epidemic

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

What if, call me crazy, we introduced a wealth tax instead

[Marit Stiles @MaritStiles]

Raw chicken? No tax. Rotisserie chicken? Taxed.

Orange juice? No tax. Single serve juice? Taxed.

The system makes no sense.

It hits hardest when you’re working late and just need to grab something on the go.

That’s why we're proposing to scrap the tax on all food and drink.

[Terrill Tailfeathers @Terrilltf]

This is your regular reminder that First Nations subsidize Canada’s economy with our lands and resources.

[Staladus 🐁 @Staladus]

The atheism leaving my body the moment the Pope starts talking about how AI is an affront to God and the new Tower of Babel

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

Saskatchewan should never live this down lmao how did you not have washrooms for women legislators until 2026

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

how can i communicate to wild bunnies that i am their ally

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

it’s like Mamdani is throwing a pizza and ice cream party for NYC, and the rest of us are stuck watching because our parents didn’t want to chip in.

[Olive Siffleur @OliveSiffleur]

doctors are like, "but surely you'd feel safe to unmask around ME, the guy who is professionally obligated to be face-to-face with sick people all day every day?"

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

It’s crazy to see an elected official just deliver on every campaign promise.

[H @hellohalima]

Toronto Ontario Canada I don’t care which level but please give me a Mamdani. I tired of these soulless capitalists in power. Let’s try socialism and actually have our taxes be used to help people not corporations and billionaires

[Terrill Tailfeathers @Terrilltf]

Freeland is a demon. Don’t pity her. She didn’t care while we watched babies get vaporized & brains fall out of their heads. Many Canadian youth are traumatized because of these monsters. Many feel unsafe & it’s the people that supported these crimes that are coddled & protected.

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

no offence to the wisdom of my insurance company but I will not be taking minfulness advice from a chat robot

[Jake Landau (He/Him) 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪🇺🇦 @JakeLandauTO]

The RCMP do not make people safe, they're an instrument of terror against indigenous people.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Amazon is worth $2 trillion. But it didn't deign to pay the millions of dollars it racked up in unpaid fines as its’ trucks illegally polluted our air and forced New Yorkers to breathe in their exhaust. 

We collected every dollar they owe the people of this city — and will continue to hold them accountable. In New York, corporations are held to the same standard as everyone else. 

No company — no matter how large or powerful — is above the law.

[Joseph O'Neill @JosephONeillx]

Can't overstate how important it is to celebrate and publicize these historic wins in the face of huge rightwing ideological & political apparatuses.

[Anti-Police Power Surrey @appsurrey]

Cop sexual assault reports breaking every day and this goof thinks pranking cops is the “new low.”

[Robyn Urback @RobynUrback]

A dozen-plus Toronto police officers have been arrested this year. That’s not just ‘bad apples’ https://t.co/OuTob53auu

[Jennifer McAuliffe @JenniferJokes]

@npffpn RCMP Should be humiliated by their own behaviour.

[Critical Criminology @critcrim]

Courts protecting cops again.

"An Alberta RCMP officer who was charged with sexually assaulting two teenage boys has pleaded guilty to one count of common assault.

Const. Bridget Morla admitted to inappropriately touching the two teenagers."
https://t.co/WiXeYLbu1N