ASHLEY WAHL

I can have it all.

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

Burger King delivers and Taco Bell doesn't. Does anyone else see the problem here?

[ABA Journal @ABAJournal]

Barbie has been living in the real world for a long time. Because of the doll’s colossal success since its introduction in 1959, countless lawsuits have gone through the courts. https://t.co/K76eIufcLA #Barbie @WhiteandWil @CovOpinions

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

DO NOT COME HERE.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The 10 cities New Yorkers are looking to move to: (via @streeteasy)

1. Miami, FL
2. Philadelphia, PA
3. Stamford, CT
4. Atlanta, GA
5. Tampa, FL
6. Boston, MA
7. Orlando, FL
8. Los Angeles, CA
9. Washington D.C.
10. East Stroudsburg, PA

[Miami New Times @miaminewtimes]

That one time… Trump promised the food that no one asked for. https://t.co/PVto3o2mTV

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

nothing saying America like a hot dot eating contest

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

In June 2021, Eric Popper got into a road rage incident and fired his gun at someone.

The Miami-Dade State Attorney's Office just dropped the charges against him.

In a "Stand Your Ground" state, you can lose your temper and fire your gun for no reason.

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

the universe is always providing 🧘🏼‍♀️

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

Happy #LawyerCat day for all who celebrate!! Today is the 2nd anniversary of Lawyercat. To celebrate, here is the full and complete hearing from start to finish, with a few seconds at the end that you haven't seen! For the next year, may you all be here live and #NotaCat.

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

"You don't have to put two spaces after a period."

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

i have PTSD just by reading this

[Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring @BarExamTutor]

Imagine taking a high-stakes test like the MBE and having to ponder whether a ceiling fan loses its identity as personal property as it merges with the real property once installed.

I won’t keep you in suspense: answer is that it does. Official question calls it a fixture.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Me: *grabs another coffee*

Stomach: stop

Heart: stop

Brain: fuck yea five more

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

Who’s gonna tell them that when you make your last name plural, you don’t add an apostrophe

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

Are we just going to disregard the Executive Palace off Okeechobee bit or…..

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Best part of being a dad is negotiating tactics… 😀

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Good luck tomorrow

[Naomi Feinstein @naomifeinstein]

Need to look at a criminal case document filed in Miami-Dade County court? It's not that easy.

Unlike other clerk's offices in Florida, the clerk's office in Dade county doesn't have a system in place to quickly access digital criminal and traffic records.https://t.co/bTQ8Yn565v

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

Thiiiissssssss

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate

Thx @amyschumer

[Chani Nicholas @chaninicholas]

WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON!INTENSITY! NEMESES! DEATH STARES! POWER PLAYS! VILIAN ORIGIN STORIES! MYSTERY CULTS! MOODY BABES! OBSESSIONS! COSMOS SAID IN 2022 LETS F AROUND AND FIND OUT IF THEY CAN SURVIVE ECLIPSE SEASON x MARS RETROGRADE! GOOD LUCK TO US ALL! LIFE IS SHORT! HAVE FUN!

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

New cast member Marcello Hernández at the desk!

[ASHLEY WAHL @ASHLEYWAHL]

what. on. earth.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Law firm: we let you work from home on the weekends, isn’t that enough?