Spider-Man

We're not just our failures. As much as they hurt, we learn from them. Then we go out there and do our best to make up for them.

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

My mayor Muslim
My bagel Jewish
My cream cheese chive
Knicks in five

[The Knicks Wall @TheKnicksWall]

They really let this guy do anything huh?

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

When we needed you the most... @DanhausenAD

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

@ThievishClaws "Adorable? I'll be seeing them in my nightmares for weeks. If Doctor Strange happens to owe you a favor, ask him to let you see one. Emphasis on *see*, we don't have the kind of environment to sustain one healthily, I'm told. Not that I asked."

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

@ThievishClaws "Two tails, they were purple, or orange. Their mouths opened, like, sideways. They looked at me the same way humans look at...well, kittens."

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

@IAmTheVibes Consider the warning lucky. One time I just looked over and saw this

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

@ThievishClaws "I think I was the lucky one, just this once." He smiles warmly over at her, resting a palm over her hand for a brief moment before letting out an excited "ooh!" and reaching for a crab roll in eel sauce.

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

@ThievishClaws "I wasn't, for a bit. Maybe that first week back. But then one day I stood up, and went for a walk. Things were starting to feel like they'd be steady again. I wasn't sure at first, but then you showed up and asked for sushi. So things... are alright for once. Looking up."

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

He has the opportunity to do the FUNNIEST thing...

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

Danhausen is expected to be in attendance tonight for Game 3 of the NBA Finals between the New York Knicks and San Antonio Spurs.

(PWInsider)

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

@LawfulHulk "Straight to the heart. Ya just get me, Shulkie."

[ChanMan @ChandranTheMan]

Danhausen's curse record is becoming absurd. 😂

- Dominik Mysterio got cursed... lost the IC Title.

- The Miz got cursed.... suffered months of losses, pyro failures, equipment malfunctions, and nonstop bad luck.

- Kit Wilson got cursed... lost to Danhausen, lost to Jelly Roll.

- The Cleveland Cavaliers got cursed..... eliminated from the playoffs.

- The Carolina Hurricanes got cursed... blew a chance to tie the Stanley Cup Final and lost in double overtime.

Meanwhile, Danhausen "uncursed" the Knicks and they went on a playoff run.

The wrestling curses are one thing because they're part of the show... but the sports teams getting cursed and then immediately falling apart is starting to make me believe this man might actually have powers. 😂

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

I'd better hear the booing from Parkchester, is all I'm saying.

[six ppl in the room told prez @_prezidente]

everyone coming to NYC for game 3

[Shin'uchi Cheevers @DukeofCheevers]

Elmo vs Danhausen at SummerSlam. Book it Triple H. Don't be a coward.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@ZohranKMamdani yes hello it is Danhausen ~ Danhausen needs a giant floating Danhausen balloon ready for the parade that drops pizza and hot dog to all the New Yorkers.

Danhausen may be placed in between Snoopy and Garfield.

PS ~ give the muppet who lives in a garbage can an apartment so he can get off the streets and turn his life around.

[NYC DOT @NYC_DOT]

don’t make us take this down, bro

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

Uh... Might be best to sit this one out, little buddy.

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo hopes both teams have fun! 🏀🏀🏀🏀

[Spider-Man @ASM_SpiderMan]

Always good to see the boys. Yep, the whole crew. All four of them. At the same time. All at once, the whole four. Good times. They certainly have some good times.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First teaser for the ‘TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: THE LAST RONIN’ game.

The game is being developed by PlatinumGames (‘Bayonetta’).

[NBA da bad @NBAdabad]

Vários lugares de Nova York com as cores do Knicks.

Que foto ABSURDA!

[Jake Offenhartz @jangelooff]

We should keep color coordinating our outfits and exuberantly high fiving strangers even after the finals ends