AsMitch

Restaurant FOH Manager. Fantasy Disc Golf Expert.

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@patcaputo98 RIP to the Book. Condolences to his family and friends. He is missed.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

“Hey kids, did you ever hear about my good buddy Jeffrey Epstein? Want to see the birthday card I made him?”

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@DanGambleAI Bro! Thanks!!

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

https://t.co/Q2dDQS7WAL
@BenStiller
Where KAT at??

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

CADE CUNNINGHAM IS UNSTOPPABLE

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@FantasyPros

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@MatthewBerryTMR Stafford/Williams/Corum outscore Puka by 23. #MondayNightMiracle

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@Super70sSports I feel bad for people that have invested money into this. My time is affordable due to my deep contempt for this mockery of a warrior sport.

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@heathcummingssr Full PPR..Egbuka, DSmith, Wilson or Quinshon...pick two

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@MikeStokes19 @BFLO_SOLJA_28 @MikeSullivan https://t.co/7sPKIsPQ45

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

Oh, so NOW we’re talking about Project 2025!

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@the_det_times ...doing the same thing Cleveland did but has crappy players who can't hit.

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Let me get this straight.
Charlie Kirk was allowed to say whatever racist, misogynistic, anti-LGBTQ BS he wanted, because of free speech, but we aren’t allowed to say anything negative about Kirk for fear of retribution from Republicans, because we aren’t allowed free speech.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

To the Idiot Who Killed Charlie Kirk:

Against all odds, I hope you somehow come across this before they catch you, or I hope you’ll somehow read it before you take the coward’s way out by putting a gun in your own mouth.

I want you to know that there isn’t a rational adult in this country who thinks you’re a hero. There is no reasonable person who is thankful for your all-time act of self-important, destructive idiocy.

You have singlehandedly managed to make an increasingly unstable country that much more unstable, veering as we’ve been toward violent chaos, and the people who will suffer the most for it are those who were already fearing for our safety on a daily basis.

You have given some of the worst people in society the propaganda they desire to push their hateful agenda against the least protected among us.

I don’t care about your supposed reasons. Whatever your motivation happens to be, it’s definitely bullshit.

You don’t care about anyone but yourself.

If you did happen to care about this country and preserving our democracy and protecting the most marginalized, you’d have taken enough time to reflect on how this will only lead toward more violence and instability.

With a modicum of common sense, you’d have reached the obvious conclusion that political violence solves nothing. It is always immoral. It always self-serving.

It only leads to further violence and ultimately enables scapegoating of vulnerable communities. Committing acts of violence against those who disagree with us helps no one.

Your narcissism is now a national cancer that will likely metastasize, and the rest of us will have the responsibility for doing everything we can to stop its spread.

Your sociopathic fuck-up is now everyone else’s problem.

While law enforcement is busy looking for your moronic ass, we’re going to be flooded with the most asinine commentary blaming everyone else for your stupidity.

Trans people, Muslims, etc. Take your pick. We’re all being forced into this cycle of blame by shameless propagandists because of your selfish bullshit.

You have helped no one in doing this. We are all now less safe because of you.

I’m not supposed to root for anyone’s suffering, but I’ll make an exception in this case.

I really do hope you suffer for all the pain you’re about to cause so many innocent people who didn’t get a say before you decided to pull that trigger.

Fuck you.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

A guy in dad shoes that chucked a 6-inch sweet onion chicken teriyaki at a cop being called The Deep State™️ is the funniest possible outcome of the Boogeyman politics Republicans have governed with the past decade. It’s perfect and beautiful.

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

George Orwell, 1984

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

The need for a time machine is becoming increasingly urgent 🕕

44 years ago today
Black Flag, Adolecents, D.O.A., and Minutemen 👍👊🔥

Santa Monica Civic, June 19, 1981

#punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #blackflag #doa #adolescents #minutemen #history #punkrockhistory #otd

[The Hill @thehill]

"Kamala’s newest lie: Trump will send the army after you" (@TheHillOpinion) https://t.co/xXCvbkHvGv

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

An absolute masterpiece 👏👏👏

[Andrew Cooper @CoopAFiasco]

Najee Harris, more like Naj gunna work here anymore

[AsMitch @ASMitch68]

@Ihartitz London or McMillan
.5ppr

[warrior cop @wyatt_privilege]

Gaetz entering mysteriously empty Senate confirmation hearing when Chris Hansen walks in