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[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

عيد سعيد وكل عام وأنتم بخير.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I’m very honoured to be a global cover for GQ magazine. Thanks to everyone who worked so hard to make this happen…

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck.

Here's what's inside: https://t.co/Mung64czZs

[ASVPMEDZ @ASVPMEDZ]

People swear they hate Drake and then Spotify wrapped comes out and this is what theirs looks like

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The English Premier League is getting underway today

If you like watching TV, but don’t follow soccer, here is a thread of EPL contenders as streaming services so you can choose your new favorite team

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

Members of congress pretending to be shocked when the market tanks one day after exiting all their positions

[Crocodile Cam⚡️🇨🇻 @CrocodileCam]

When yo homeboy somewhere he not supposed to be and his girl asking you where he is:

[San @horuhesan]

next windows update gonna slap

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Real Madrid players in the ESL after realising that Florentino Pérez is the president of the league:

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I’d like to wish everyone a Ramadan Mubarak!

[Delaware.gov @delaware_gov]

New Jersey and Delaware will be merging to become one state, named “New Delaware”. We’re offering @NJGov a fresh start. We’ll forget about all that stuff in the past. The capital will be the @demembridge, jughandles will be banned, and the full coastline will be “the beach.”

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

The youths are making Morning Brew TikToks!

[Cluu 🐝🦅| | □THINK @ThinkClo]

this is a message to the Batman

[The Smith Business Academy @SBAUMD]

February 12th! Save the date!

[T’Cata 🫂 @CGtheOG]

I’ve invested $10 into GameStop idk how y’all do this 9-5 shit

[The Gym Hashira 🇹🇹 @kye_the_kingz]

I got two terms and trump got two impeachments we ain’t built th-

[🫵🏾 @JustChat__]

You can’t even do this shit on GTA

[Mr. Dub @superwb3]

Popeyes drive thru got the 1950’s wasteland radio while Chick-fil-A drive thru has 3D spatial audio