Sami Dey

And then they said, "join Twitter" so here I am. Sam I am. She/Her

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

I saw Wicked for the first time tonight & was it ever worth the wait!
Absolutely Defied Gravity.
And the entire cast? Phenomenal.
But there was a plus size woman in the ensemble at this showing and my little theatre kid heart cried to see the representation.
Best show ever 💖💚

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

I’m just gonna say it: may Taylor Swift never do a halftime show, especially because she’s dating a sportsball player.
Be the Lions of halftime shows.
✌🏻

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

“Disneyland is smaller than DisneyWorld”
Please tell that to my feet; the 27K in steps I did today walking around Disneyland (compared to the 21K I normally get in per park per day in DisneyWorld) says otherwise.

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

Decided that, instead of getting into a fight with “a friend” over their racism/sexism/homophobia, etc. I’m just gonna donate $5 to a charity in their honor, and make sure their name is on said donation.
Because I’m not just a petty person, I’m a giving one too ☺️

[Mara Wilson @MaraWilson]

One of the first days filming Matilda, a man who looked very familiar turned to me, completely deadpan, and said “Did you hear the one about the bed?”

I said no.

He said, “It’s not made up yet.”

It still makes me smile.

#RIPPaulReubens

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

My niece and nephew are playing with sea creatures in a water bin.
My nephew: “Come here squib! I want to be your friend!”
Me: “W H A T did you just call your friend?”
Nephew: *holds up squid* “A Squib!”
Me: …. “It’s SquiD, dude.”
….
I seriously miss working with kids

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

A meme about what it was like driving today, as I was caught in standstill traffic for a half an hour just to be directed OFF THE FREEWAY AND FORCED TAKE BACK ROADS ANYWAY
:/

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

The SAG•AFTRA Union, joining the writers:

[LIZZO @lizzo]

I genuinely feel like I’m amazing and please muthafuckas aint stoppin me 🥂

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

Things to do during a road trip:
•Read
•Nap
•Write a 1.2k fanfic on your phone that needs serious editing because while you were trying to nap inspiration hit you and the only thing you had to write it down on was the notes app on your phone
•Take pictures
•Jam out

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

Told my dad about all the love his getting on the internet, and he said to say, “Hi.”
And that he’s going to use bitch solely as a compliment ☺️😉
I.e. “When @taylorswift13 comes on, it’s ‘is that your girl?’ And when @lizzo comes on, it’s ‘is that your bitch?’”
I love my dad 🥰

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

@papazgi Yes!
I told him this!
“I’m using it as a compliment when I say ‘Lizzo’s favorite word,’ promise!” Was my dad’s reply 💖

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

@lizzo @lizzo I know this, and I love you so much, bitch 😘
(And so does my dad. Next time y’all in Detroit, I’m gonna bring him with me so he can see you loud & proud!)

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

My dad & I went on a road trip down to TN to visit my grandparents.
On the way down, I gave him veto power over songs. My dad didn’t skip a single one of @lizzo’s songs, and has now taken to calling people “Lizzo’s favorite word” instead of bitch outright.
I’m so proud.

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

Alexa, how do you stop helping people Get Through It™️ because you’ve already Been Through It™️ (but alone) and want to help them because that’s who you are as a person but it’s slowly draining away from your…idk, like, emotional threshold but you can’t set those boundaries?

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Make it make sense!!

[Sami Dey @ASerendipityDey]

“Indian Giver” - distasteful, racist, outdated

“Supreme Court Giver” - true, funnier, current

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

Orcas have done more for social justice than the Supreme Court has this year

[LIZZO @lizzo]

♥️Happy Juneteenth♥️

This is a celebration of Black liberation.

https://t.co/FnJvwXWKIH

[Miss Piggy @MissPiggy]

#CelebratePride and celebrate you! This #PrideMonth, remember that moi and all of The Muppets believe in you, love you, and support you.