Patricia Frost

I'm married to a handsome brainiac who finds my musings mildly embarrassing. We have 2 daughters, 29 house plants, and a shared love of the oxford comma.

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@dogwelder @danielleweisber 😑

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@dogwelder @danielleweisber My kid’s school is doing photos this week. It’s a drive by, but kiddo leaps out of the car, has their pic snapped, then hops back in. Also, @dogwelder how do you know @danielleweisber ???

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink Oh gurl. Pretty sure I spoke those exact words when Elodie was newborn. Sending alll the love in the world! You got this 💪

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@crazyauntpurl https://t.co/nqJT5s2DDo and https://t.co/mHQAuwkqmp! Great selections of in stock puzzles, reasonable delivery time. Have fun! ❤️

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@lyzl What about a letter of rec for being tolerant of people in general?

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink such a pretty nursery!

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

New rule: If the 2yo wants to join me in the bathroom, she must sit on the potty. I'm suddenly getting a lot of private bathroom time. 😭🙌🙏

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

#sotrue #sosad https://t.co/vFKNjydGvS

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Ninety percent of my time at parties is just me wondering if I can leave without being noticed yet.

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink Is there a betting pool? Because I want in!

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink omg I'm so excited for your baby to come!

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@KATEstaysHOME I had that problem yesterday w Lady & the Tramp. To top it off, now E won't stop talking about "Lady & the Trump". 😭

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@lyzl omg I love him too. I thought it was just me.

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink Or, like, three to seven. #cannotlietoyou

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink If they weren't we'd feed them to the pigs.

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink I'm sorry love. I can't lie to you! Also, super cute baby!

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink You may be able to lay on milk-filled torpedo boobs, but I was never able to.

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@kimskitchensink Ha! Ha. Ha. That's adorable. You won't be able to sleep on your stomach until you stop breastfeeding. #truth

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

Me: I just cleaned poo out of our daughter's butt w my bare hand. By accident.

Him: You deserve a beer. I'll bring you one.

#besthusband

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

Job post clearly states that we won't open attachments. Guess what I'm getting? Tons of attached resumes. I. Can't. Even.

[Patricia Frost @ASeriousGirl]

@lyzl I just... I love this so much. I can't even. Love a million times love.