Andy Hudson

Once got a 9 on @C4Countdown.

The target was 562.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Expected Points (based on xG results):

• West Ham: 44
• Sunderland: 42

One is in Europe, and one is in the Championship.

[Steven Lynn @StevenLynn87]

@SkyFootball

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Southampton have admitted to spying on these three teams.

They won none of those matches ❌

[EFL Communications @EFL_Comms]

An Independent Disciplinary Commission has today expelled Southampton from the Sky Bet Championship Play-Offs after the Club admitted to multiple breaches of EFL Regulations related to the unauthorised filming of other Clubs’ training.

In addition, the Club has received a four-point deduction that will be applied to the 2026/27 Championship table.

The effect of today’s order is that Middlesbrough are reinstated into the 2026 Play-Offs and will proceed to the Play-Off Final against Hull City. The final remains scheduled for Saturday 23 May, with the kick-off time to be confirmed.

📘 https://t.co/kGIhl4GksL

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

Forgot Kenedy played for us. That's a bit of a throwback.

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

22 - Aged 22 years and 286 days, William Osula is the youngest player to score a brace for Newcastle in a Premier League match since Kenedy against Southampton in March 2018 (22y 30d). Thriller.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Are West Ham United lucky not to be a player down?

Tomas Soucek was seen kicking Bruno Guimaraes while the Brazilian was down on the floor.

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

Not sure how / why VAR aren't looking at that for violent conduct. Soucek clearly swings a kick at Bruno's head. #nufc

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

@NUFCgallowgate If you listen to some of the conversations on the metro, both are utter shite and we should be paying someone to take them off us. 😂

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

"I loved every second of it. I love everyone associated with Newcastle United." 🥹

Krafu's message to you, Geordies... 🇸🇪🙌

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Emil Krafth will bring an end to his seven-year stay at Newcastle United following the expiry of his contract this summer.

He will depart the club with 106 Magpies appearances and a Carabao Cup winners medal to his name.

Thank you for everything, Krafu 🫶

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

I'm not annoyed at that. It's disappointing that we can't create anything in the final third this season, but I saw the desire and effort that had been missing the last 3 games. #nufc

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

Nick Pope special. #nufc

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

But seriously, A. Murphy on at LB, Woltemade at number 10, Osula running off him. Might be half decent. 🤷‍♂️ #nufc

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

If it were me, I'd bring on Alex Murphy and Woltemade at half time.

That will give us a 2 man advantage and a much better chance of winning. #nufc

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

@CraigHope_DM *switched off for 3 identical corners

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

Botman looks petrified every time he gets the ball. A few times he's been in acres of space and turned to play a sideways or backwards pass instead of looking for one of the midfielders. #nufc

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Jamal Musiala wanted to mark Bayern Munich's famous comeback victory over Mainz with a photo.

Michael Olise didn't.

[Seb Stafford-Bloor @SebSB]

A ludicrously good player.

[Andrew Musgrove @ADMusgrove]

You can have differing opinion on Eddie Howe’s future, what has gone wrong this season and why but any blame attached to fans is utterly ludicrous and insulting.

Talk of ‘expectations are too high’ is absolute nonsense.

#NUFC

[Andy Hudson @ASlothParty]

@sinicols Even the backwards and sideways passing has been a bit iffy, tbh.