Henchman 24

Why did I buckle my seatbelt. Why!

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

I should haunt people, to ... give their lives a purer purpose... but... eh...

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Sigh. That went only a little better than my last prom. The Girl who I took? Yup. Married my father. Sigh.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Man, "Heaven" is slow these days. And we only get tv shows from the 1990's up here. Night Court is "underrated."

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

RT @VentureBrosBlog: RT @carolynmain

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Old Howie really is leaving it to Beaver. It appears to be "happy days" over here. Its like Cocoon meets Red Shoe Diaries. Fascinating...

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Dude, "Cunningham" and "Cleaver" are like, having this epic ghost affair. And I cant stop watching. They are in pretty good shape.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

@Doctor_Orpheus Nice "abs" , dude. Are you like, going for an "Iggy Pop" thing?

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

@Jeff_Twilight dude, don't do it, or something. Who's like, your fructose sponsor?

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Dude, congratulations, @the_Hankinator! Even if she could have been your teen stepmom. Also, gross. Also, hot.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

I'm going to look into if I get any special, "spooky" powers on Halloween. I wouldn't mind decapitating somebody on horseback. Classic.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

@RustyAdventurer Speaking of the future, don't invest in "betamax". Oh, is that the past already? Time's kinda fuzzy up here.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Ghost presidents still think they are better than non president ghosts. Sheesh, Lincoln, do I gloat about my Dr. Katz Fan Club presidency?

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Man, now Swayze is all pissed I'm "stealing" his move. He's still pretty tough. I dont want him to rip out my throat.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

@Molotov_Coqtiz Dude, dont you like remember, that lady movie "Ghost"? I could, totally, "help" you make pottery.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

How does a ghost buy drinks for a sexy lady? If @Molotov_Coqtiz would just come into the Cocoon bar, I could show you... Eh, "Sugar Pants"?

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Obviously, I wish this had ever happened. http://twitpic.com/2ly9aj I think 21 still has a shot. New Episodes soon!

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Now I want to start a band called "Ghost Wings". Too bad Paul McCartney isn't dead yet.

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Dudes. Speedy is really sad that he never earned his wings. Hey, @angrymonarch , do you do wings in memorandum? Like, "Ghost Wings"?

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

Come into the light, Satoshi Kon. Is it okay if you host a panel on being awesome later, when you've settled in?

[Henchman 24 @ASpookyGhost_24]

@MonarchHench49 yeah, but now we are toys! We did play a lot of Street Fighter, too, you remember that.