DM Nic Spencer

teller of tall tales; wisher on stars

[Nature 🦜and Music 🎶 @GuGi263]

A pair of parent falcons were blown away by strong winds, revealing a rather undignified posture. I apologize, but I couldn't help but laugh. This photo was taken by a member of a Polish organization that works to protect falcons. Once very popular in Poland, peregrine falcons were nearly extinct in the 1960s.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

A train passenger in Poland realized he had forgotten his goose, went back to get it, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

I wanna give a special shout out to MGM Resorts,,, many people offered to help the hockey team,,, but when I said I wanted to include ALL women who earned medals from the winter games + USABS,,, they didn’t hesitate and stepped up to be REAL partners with 100+ rooms. #SheGotGame

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Jim Redmond, who helped his injured son, Derek, finish his 1992 Olympic 400m semifinal, has died at 81

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The rudest part about being an adult who thrives with strict structure is being in charge of putting that structure in place. #EFuncDisorder #EFD

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Hey y’all so in addition to screaming into the void [r: twitter], I’ve added fishing for artistic validation [r: TikTok] to my self care routine. It’s going great so far.

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Can someone please explain to me why my insurance is all of a sudden surprised that me, a person managing several chronic conditions, still needs medications that control those conditions even after taking those control medications for several months.

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Learning Spanish #folksayings and my two favorite so far are:
1) Flies do not enter a closed mouth (Silence is golden)
2) Of such a tree, such a splinter! (Like father/parent, like son/child)
¡Dígame más, por favor!

[mothman @mothmanbot]

Mothman is real and thinks you're amazing

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Found out today, the hard way, that I am allergic to Tide. :/ On a different but similar theme: ain’t contact dermatitis on the hands a bitch?

[Academic Chatter™ @AcademicChatter]

Me at the office: "I'll work on this at home"
Me at home: "I'll work on this at the office"

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@OBRNAmanda We say that in IL!

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@IAmSteveHarvey 😭☕️

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Did you know tacos are a cure-all? It’s science.

[Kira J @IamKiraJ]

Not liking me is fine. You ain’t got to. But stop tryna recruit people to not like me with you. People love me. That shouldn’t bother you so much. If you gon be a hater just be a hater on your own in peace.

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Brooklyn is great because strangers will offer you platonic queer company when they see you crying into your beer but will also respect your declination and allow to go back to crying in peace. 😌 #thelittlethings

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@tpwky Also: how might we submit illustration ideas?

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@tpwky “It started with a fever…”

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@laylaschlack Life hack: get a sports bra with padded cups, ditch the cups, insert either an instant cold pack or one of these bad boys: https://t.co/4V3vwgxZ8V

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Re-listening to this week’s @MurderSmall and the Minnie’s Haberdashery joke gets me every time. It’s exactly what I was picturing when @WhismanSucks said it 😂