StonedPeach

"Paradoxes are my heart and mind" | Part-time conversation-ruiner | "Posting on X is a form of therapy" | #YouOnlyDieOnce

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@josiahjdp @threadreaderapp

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@TheFrumInvestor @RealLanceBloom Wow! frum investor folds for "you and your family" reputation.

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

voice of a dying pig 🐷

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

They police just took a pic of the Lance’s phone, guys! Biggest assasination since JFK and they decided not to collect it and store it into evidence. Just trusted him and took a couple of cute pics for insta.

And now Lance has immunity.

And of course the judge ruled that the defense did not need to examine these messages for authenticity at this stage of the hearing.

It’s just not necessary at this stage- got it?

Enjoy your Fed slop!

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@Yakovolf Are you sure there is a real "Yiddishkeit" problem?
It might be that it's actually just a sociological problem and they don't really "believe" the rebbe as A"Z.
Has any one of them ever told you that their rebbe created the world?

[Bentzi Avtzon @bentziavtzon]

3. Driving with the shliach past gated estates, he tells me he’s spending the day behind the gates of prison visiting Jewish inmates. “It’s all the same to me, they have a neshomo too.”

[Eric Nelson @literaryeric]

Self-driving cars means someday soon a Grandpa is going to roll up for a visit and be dead inside.

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@avromelle @whats_myhandle @ShabbosReads https://t.co/uShYaUhBXe

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@whats_myhandle @ShabbosReads Logotherapy in a nut shell.

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@whats_myhandle @ShabbosReads Logotherapy in a nut shell.

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@Briskerov Thats not "non-religious" it's strait up Goyish...

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@IHaleivi95537 @hasidic_1 No risk involved...

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

Music is just sensory input

[hasidic.homosapien @whats_myhandle]

The three weeks asks the question are the voices in your head really worse than acapella music

[Izzy Posen-Griffoul @PosenIzzy]

Most chassidic men have no exposure to the beauties of mathematics, to the power of scientific theory, to the rigour of philosophy, to the aesthetics of art. No wonder a deep nihilism fills the void.

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@hasidic_1 LMFAO. Guy must've heard this line one time too many!...

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@Yakovolf @isaacson Still not. it is unusual for a normal American home to own on avg 3000 random books.

[🇮🇱 Koby 🇮🇱 @mikopam]

@The_Gerrer ואוו אני רואה לפחות כיתה קרבית מתאימה לגולני!!

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

@Yakovolf See below for a similar but significantly different take that synthesizes both the approach that it would be done through natural means and that it eventually happened miraculously

https://t.co/gsIveHBv6G

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

WHAT’S IT CALLED WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE BUT YOU KEEP TAKING IT ??

[StonedPeach @AStonedPeach]

Smol Emuni style Shluchis

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

My 7am walk through NYC this morning:

• Walk of shame girls still wearing Knicks jerseys
• Homeless people arguing with invisible opponents
• Interns still drunk from last night probably greatest night of their lives
• Finance bros already in quarter-zips holding iced coffees. Probs didn’t even watch the game
• Chuzz dude Dog owners getting dragged down the sidewalk by golden doodle

NYC is so back