I’m feeling verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves. I’ll give you a topic: dogs, Berlin public transportation, RuPaul’s Drag Race, German(y), or Carvel Cake.
How does every European child know how to delicately lift cheese from the platter at a breakfast buffet?! How am I so bad at this?! 😭 #americanineurope
SHE WAS WORKING IN A BRIDAL SHOP IN FLUSHING QUEENS WHEN HER BOYFRIEND KICKED HER OUT IN ONE OF THOSE CRUSHING SCENES WHAT WAS SHE DO TO WHERE WAS SHE TO GO SHE WAS OUT ON HER FANNY SO OVER THE BRIDGE FROM FLUSHING TO THE SHEFFIELDS DOOR SHE WAS THERE TO SELL MAKEUP BUT THE FATH-