Anna Maria Inglehart

It’s dangerous being a server in a global pandemic, but someone has to do it. #server #mayItakeyourorder #FannyPack #18+ #Fake What’s a DM?

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Working Woman

{Introductory Solo}

“My bank, my book, my apron… shit! Where is my (cont) https://t.co/XY64gWrnRM

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Somethings never change…

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Why the fuck would you think that random people coming up for a meal want to sit next to your baby shower?

Just because you have a goblin growing inside of you doesn’t mean that you have to spoil my meal with your loud shit.

I fucking hate people.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Just had a woman call and get an attitude with me because she wanted a “small, intimate baby shower” on our main dining floor.

For 15 people.

Forget that she needs to rent a private room, and let’s focus on the fact that FIFTEEN PEOPLE IS NOT A “SMALL, INTIMATE” dinner!

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

If you screw with my paycheck, and you do not answer me when I message you to get the information to fix it, you best believe I am going to report your ass.

This is the second time this manager has screwed up an employee‘s check. I’m through playing.

I deserve my commission.

[Laurel Murphy, Esq. @ScarletEsquire]

Blocked In

Curtains open, the bright morning sun spills into the room. The floor to ceiling (cont) https://t.co/QapUwmsUa7

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Every time I get a “hi” dm from some rando, I’m going to start sending them a pay app request so they pay for my time.

Saw someone else do that, and I don’t know if she made any money, but I bet the messages stopped.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

My favorite cook doesn’t even ask me what I want to eat. He just makes food and says, “Ami, baby, here’s your food.” And some how, it’s always exactly what I’m craving.

He’s an angel who speaks to my soul, and I would rush into battle for this man.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

I’ve had it with work.

They still haven’t added my raise or my promotion to my paycheck. If it’s not there by the time payroll goes in on Thursday, they gonna have to cut me a check for back pay!

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Me to 99% of the men I’ve spoken to on this app.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

@ResilientLetter One day at a time, homie.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

Me literally every morning I walk into work.

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

THIS.

[Hellebore @LeapingBlind]

Does anyone want a husband?

He’s sold as is. Slightly damaged, but works very well in private.

Sometimes just grunts, but is fully articulate.

[Astrid Bordeaux @NumbLittleMess]

My momma always told me I could be anything I wanted to be.

I choose to be drunk.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

I look so white, my coworkers often forget I’m brown and grew up in the hood.

I asked to get some lotion cause I’m out and I’m wearing a skirt today. Why she gonna laugh when I said “Can I please get some lotion from you? I’m ashy.”

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

@CAPTAlNKANGAROO It’s okay. I don’t use it to its full potential anyway.

[Anna Maria Inglehart @ATableOrBooth]

SOME NASTY MOTHER FUCKER LEFT A USED PANTY LINER ON ONE OF OUR TABLES!

I FUCKING HATE PEOPLE!