Anita

#boymom #sahm #survivalmode #momlife #wine

[Anita @ATown_CA]

Me: coughs while eating… “oops it went down my airway, I’m ok!”
5: “Then after you coughed did it go down your foodway?”

[Anita @ATown_CA]

I miss my cat SO MUCh. 😭 People say it but it’s so true. In my head I can literally smell this photo. When I snuggled his fluff he smelled like sweet vanilla donuts. ❤️ Grief doesn’t get easier it just comes less often. When it hits it’s still massive.

[Anita @ATown_CA]

I asked my 2 year old “how ya doing buddy?” And he pointed to his empty snack bowl he threw on the ground and said, “Right der!” So if anyone is wondering my life is so great right now.

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@mythicalryan24 You ok?

[Anita @ATown_CA]

aerobatic aero-bat-dicks. That’s it. That’s the joke. 😂

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[Anita @ATown_CA]

@irockgnomes Also when cats or dogs come on

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@mustachetoilet Finally

[Anita @ATown_CA]

Not the 3rd one down but more accurate. 😂

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@IvyDMuerta I had literally passed out from heat stroke.

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@IvyDMuerta 4th grade: Mr. Dewberry. Ex military. We were all made to do laps every day, no exceptions. On a day over 100 degrees I told him I was dizzy and he told me to “suck it up.” Next thing I know I woke up in the middle of the track staring up at all the other kids staring down at me.

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@irockgnomes Omg I want to barf and say “awww” at the same time

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@phuongmai 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Anita @ATown_CA]

When I’ve had a terrible day, I descend into early 2000’s techno and 3 glasses of wine by 6pm. My kids just dance with me. 🤷🏻‍♀️ 💃🏻🎉

[Anita @ATown_CA]

Me: where are you going???
4: not going anywhere! (As he runs to the bathroom.)
Me: Touché. None of us ever go anywhere anymore... (makes it dark for no reason.)

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@IvyDMuerta Stemless... easier to drink when in bed or lounging 😉

[Anita @ATown_CA]

SCIENCE guys!!!! This is so cool. via @NYTimes https://t.co/TYXBVjVKnj

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@Soundnibbler @souplantation Awww happy bday love

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@irockgnomes @Soundnibbler We always wanted daughters! 😆

[Anita @ATown_CA]

@irockgnomes @Soundnibbler Lol this is what Adam is for