supermutant behemoth

sipping a nice saison before i crush some modelos.

[lecoder 🇺🇲 @lecoder]

America to brits after reading the rape gang reports.

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

@realestateacct @Oilfield_Rando a lunch of pure mayonnaise bread and refrigerated chicken. why is it so feminine

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Roman centurion meeting a native Briton, 43 AD

[Pokémon Aesthetics @PKMN_twt]

If you feel like giving up just remember what Pikachu said

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Office jobs be like

[Peter Kazanjy @Kazanjy]

“Three Pakistani migrants and a preteen!”

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

@WangTheBruce @darrenrovell @taylorswift13 @dietpepsi @DietCoke unless they were a cia experiment

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This censorship law is a wolf in sheep’s clothing. The real goal is to enable the UK government to track everyone.

[Jack @jackunheard]

What a time to be an American.

[Andrew Isker 🌳🪓 @BonifaceOption]

REMINDER: what libs call “children’s cancer research” or “feeding the hungry” or “helping the homeless” always is code for “leftwing NGO sinecures for their army of activists” and we also coincidentally end up with more childhood cancer, more people on food stamps, and more homeless.

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

@Beto10960 @Sp1dersam_ no it’s literally about obsession in place of love

[shaneyyricch @shaneyyricch]

$10,000 to the first person who finds me a picture of Michelle Obama pregnant

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

@Beto10960 @Sp1dersam_ gen z thinking this movie is about love

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

had a dream kobe never died and he became a fat sports commentator and everyone called him manboob mamba and his segment on the sports newscast was called manboob mentality

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

Retarded quote of the day 🥇

[🇲🇽 marco ☭ 🔻 @OcramsReyzor]

This is AI, do not come

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

@RealRenegade313 @Rothmus other people are trying to quietly reflect in a holy place but she needed to make it all about her

[supermutant behemoth @AVinegaryStool]

@ChristineNunya @unusual_whales remove a few trillion from the economy and we’d starve so probably because of that

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Bunny at his first job interview! Empty resume, but a heart full of goodwill.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Imagine winning the Super Bowl and having to come home and clap that