50 BMG Ratshot

Better ingredients, better pizza pizza, nobody out-pizzas the oh yes we did. Welcome to Little Papa Domino's Hut.

[50 BMG Ratshot @AWeigel51]

"Now that Binotto is gone, things will be different"
*Me every other Sunday*:
#essereferrari

[(Spooky) Signal @NopeSignal]

Y’all idiots voted for unlimited bacon, now we have no games. Fuck!

[Konstantin Gorodinskii @konstantin]

@formularacers_ @Motorsport_IT This was supposed to be a joke!

[ChronoTheHarlequin @ChronoHarlequin]

This gets funnier each passing month

[debo @killmefam]

New open carry. Just vaporized a jaywalker

[John “Trig” Madoff @TrigpullGOAT]

60 years from now I hope I can be just like you Colin.

[sunny 🍓 waiting for gen 10 @sunnydr0pdraws]

they fucking turned lucario into hatsune miku

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Now pass me the gravy

[Karen Resorcé @hr_unhinged]

Yesterday I noticed the office printer was working perfectly, which raised my suspicion immediately.

I checked the logs and saw someone had cleared a paper jam at 3:12 p.m.

No ticket, no Slack, no communication.

Just silent action.

I asked the office if anyone had fixed it.

Everyone looked confused except one employee, who stared at his laptop a little too hard.

I pulled him aside afterward.

He admitted he unjammed it because “it was right there” and “took five seconds.”

I told him unilateral problem-solving disrupts our culture of collaboration and that he needed to go through the right channels if he wanted to take on a new project outside of his job description.

He said he didn’t realize fixing things was a chain-of-command issue.

I told him everything is a chain-of-command issue.

I wrote down “rogue operational autonomy” and locked the printer tray.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

“does it start getting better at 20”