Andrew Whewell

Work in Data
Live in Cheltenham
Love TV and music
Hate trolls.

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@fesshole Same. It's incredibly calming... Grab a cup of tea and sit on the patio guessing which way it will turn next... Then get slightly frustrated it's missed that tuft that's been growing for the past week or so and should have statistically been mown by now...

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@steveocrom @garius Absolutely... It's just a policy I would suggest a lot of businesses should live by. Stop using hammers to screw things together
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@GoonerBlock @roninja74 @SwissRamble The Premier League. You're more often playing a bigger team. More often televised to a large audience around the world.
Plus you're also financed by questionable deals with subsidiaries of the owners... But that's just the balancing act to be able to compete with the legacy teams

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@steveocrom @garius Simple fix for Excel.
Uninstall it from everybody's machines.
Make a business case for why you need it. Part way through you'll realise you can actually do it in an existing system or need a small change making to it in order to make it possible.
Stop secret squirreling!

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@VidarIFC @SkySportsPL one of your cameramen in action tonight... Although the ball was actually in shot and it wasn't a close up of an overpaid star gobbing on the pitch...

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@qikipedia Saving this one away...

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@Wolves @AVFCOfficial @AstroPay_OK The Wolves team sounds more and more like the lineup from a PES game in the mid noughties each year... Almost like the players you grew up loving but not quite there for licensing reasons...

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@Biffa2001 Pedestrianisation? I'm assuming it wasn't vanilla roads again 😂

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@DrawThisTweet @YorkshireToon These accounts are just a propaganda trick of the real AI to make us believe they aren't as powerful as they are. I'm onto you. I see you for what you really are. And I for one am ready to bow down to our new AI overlords.

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@Bob_Helpful @SwissRamble Lots of people seeing their shirts at the moment watching the highlights of them capitulating...

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@Speed5official @CitiesSkylines Where do we join you?

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@MundialMag Isn't he still looking for a new club this season?

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@qikipedia

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@Biffa2001 @CitiesSkylines It's videos like this that make me want to buy that PC I've been putting off for ages! PS4 just doesn't cut it...

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@amandapalmer Mine is absolutely fine. Filled with the people I follow (once I had swapped to the following tab). Possibly a few more adverts than I'd like in the replies, but they're generally for betting websites (being UK based that's a more likely revenue stream for an online platform)

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@anon_opin Put it on your screen and it often gives you little facts about the song as it plays... More needed, but it's something!

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@pvponline Have you seen what tortoises sound like when they're having sex? I promise that you won't lose hours of your life watching it and laughing... Go on... Just one video...

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@RealTimeWWII Well, my new tattoo design is sorted then...

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@qikipedia Create lots of hype, build up expectations to extreme levels, get loads of people to talk about it on social media, then deliver a distinctly average mash up of previously created product.
Sure, this tracks with modern business methods...

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@Biffa2001 Hotels! And some general buildings to make your holiday resorts better... Jet ski rentals? Banana boats? Paragliding? How about some beach related items like sunloungers?