Withnail (I)

I've gone all parody by mistake. Would it be bad form to plagiarise a quote?
Tribute to the finest whines know to humanity.

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@realDonaldTrump Don't suppose you've engaged...

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@robjyoung Little tarts, they love it.

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@Withnailizer I voted Conservative

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

“Zlatan, I’ll level with you, I’m scared...”

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

I knew you were a Services man. You can never, ever, disguise it.

[Beth Grant @BethGrantActor]

My father was drafted at age 19, fought for democracy at Normandy, Battle of the Bulge. #hero #NotALoser

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Look at us - no Telegraph, no Times, no Sun. Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels.

[Rupert Read 🌍 🔥 @GreenRupertRead]

Local supermarket today: no Times, no Telegraph. (Plus what’s that sticker, where the Times would have been?...!)
#freethetruth
#StopPress!
#tellthetruth
#DontBuyTheSun
#extinctionrebellion!
Please RT...

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@jimwaterson Throw yourself into the road, darling! You haven't got a chance!

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@ToodlyPipski @RichardEGrant I think a drink.

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Why he's up there, fuck knows. But he's up there...

[mike oxsmol @greetinghimeros]

What would have to be at the top for you to do this

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@WithnailBrum Oh! How delicious.

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Imagine the size of his balls...

[Drivepedia @Drive_pedia]

25+ celebrity couples where one towers above the other 🥰

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

@MrGeorgeWallace I'm gonna be a starrrr!!!

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Terribly busy - parody accounts and things. (Do follow) Sherry? @Withnailizer @WithnailBrum @AlternateArcher @PenrithChat @DaraghOM @davidschneider @stephenfry @chortle

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

"We've just run out of everything, what are we going to do about it?"

[Business Insider @BusinessInsider]

UK companies fear food shortages as Boris Johnson's government misses deadline for new Brexit labelling rules https://t.co/a8VmfgWcNe

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

"I feel like a pig shat in my head" (said the animal) @WithnailBrum @Withnailizer @WallOWithnail

[Mashable @mashable]

Elon Musk shows off Neuralink-wired pig, and this is apparently the future https://t.co/hGAv5qECH8

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Tutor it in the ways of righteousness.

[Judy Hamilton @secretspartacus]

#COVIDー19 @BBCNews -
Children can carry coronavirus in their noses for up to three weeks
#schoolsreopening #BackToSchool #BackToSchool2020
https://t.co/P1Emw9U9Vj

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

You're lookin very beautiful, man...

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Mr Gay England: The trans man competing 'against an idea of male beauty' https://t.co/46DAs2b3Ek

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

Just bring out the cake.

[Withnail (I) @AWithnail]

I'm not having this shag sack insulting me - let him get his drugs out.

https://t.co/Lfm9teCOs3