dragon

somewhat dumb

[Darvas Box Trader @darvasboxtrader]

#Raju scored 40 marks in the mid-term exam, while #Tony scored 96.

In the final exam, Raju scored 60 marks — a 50% jump.

Tony scored 98 marks — only about a 2% change.

Raju is the #BOSS !!

This is the intellectual level of our Media..

#DARVAS🥸

[ru. @saiyavra]

only in a country like india if you report a problem, instead of eradicating the issue they eradicate you because how dare you question the great government

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Modi has left for Malaysia.

What a life man.

Come to India for a few days, have photoshoot in temples, Do Mann ki Baat, Do PR shows, Enjoy a luxury stay at PMO, then leave for another country.

0 Work , 100% Enjoyment by Prime Tourist.

[Tom Warren @tomwarren]

"I kind of think of ads as like a last resort for us as a business model," - Sam Altman, October 2024

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

the concept of having to study (which I hate) to get a job (which I hate) in order to live (which I hate)

[Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @JoshEakle]

ICE: *shoots random mom in the face*

MAGA: 👇

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

*Bombs Venezuela*

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

When I open Instagram, everyone’s partying.
When I open Twitter, it feels like everyone’s at home, under a blanket, scrolling on their phone.

[cece 𖦹 @blueasmrr]

i hope next year is beautiful for all of you

[Non-anxiety Magnet (parody) @goesonrants]

They made such a big deal about deforestation in school... for what? Why don't they teach that to adults in charge now?

[M K Venu @mkvenu1]

Rupee has breached Rs.89 to a dollar(89.40) for the first time & poised to touch Rs.90. Mind you only rupee is weakening whereas all major currencies stronger about 10% against the dollar in 2025. Reminds me of Modi taunting Dr.MMS about the falling rupee in 2013! Nemesis!

[akhilesh @akhileshutup]

no MoUs news. no laying of foundation stone news. no inaugration ceremony by the president or the PM. just the news that the project has been completed and delivered to the public.

yeah i am jealous.

[dragon @AY0itsme]

@AravSrinivas @unusual_whales @grok how to use this feature?

[madiiii ! @rikuuvape]

i don't write fics, i don't edit, i don't do anything. i just consume content because i'm greedy like that

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

WHEN ITS A FREE TRIAL FOR A PRODUCT, LET IT ACTUALLY BE A FREE TRIAL. DONT FORCE ME TO ENTER MY CREDIT CARD INFO SO YOU HOPE I FORGET AND TAKE MY MONEY.

[bug girl @buggirl]

can never kill myself cuz if someone finally robs the fuck out of the british museum i have got to be online that day

[bigsock @biggersocks]

what sunday feels like