Arizona Assblasters

Hottest team in Mega Dynasty League. Went from Unc status to new life after a series of insane trades and quick, forward thinking. Get ready to watch greatness.

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

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[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@ATLAutobots Who said that dawg

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@ATLAutobots and the AssBlasters were is trade discussions this A.M. but they soon feel apart over creative differences.

In response to this, the AssBlasters will not be trading with the @ATLAutobots for the foreseeable future until amends are made.

[Georgia Gs @GeorgiaGs13]

Week 1 Recap of what happened around the Mega League: “A picture tells a thousand words” @ShmegolCats allowed the biggest upset in league history!

[GoldenGoombas @GoldenGoombas]

THE GOOMBAS WIN! 1-0!

[Shmegol Cats @ShmegolCats]

Trailing 19 points to the Golden Goombas, there is one man left to play.

[GoldenGoombas @GoldenGoombas]

@ShmegolCats jemrnfkekslwkehtbtnrkeopaps

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

😭😭😭 this league has no concept of what things are worth

[GoldenGoombas @GoldenGoombas]

We have completed a trade with the Tucson Penguins:

We receive:
Ollie Gordon
Kyle Monongai

We traded:
Bhayshul Tuten
Idaho Imbeciles 2026 2nd Round Pick
2026 3rd Round Pick

#GoombaVision

[Mega League @mega_dynasty_]

We may be witnessing the greatest feat in sports since the Minneapolis Miracle.

The @GoldenGoombas, projected to go winless by the committee, are in PRIME position for a week 1 upset over the @ShmegolCats

Will DJ Moore save the cats?! Tune in to #MNF to find out

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

THE LEAGUE IS IN SHAMBLES. @GoldenGoombas trying to be even worse than he already is.

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

The AssBlasters got their asses handed to them, no question.

We will be able to regroup and work through this minor setback.

@nogalesnavigato put together a really good team this offseason. They will be seen later this offseason for sure.

#Fart #AssBlastingBackIntoContention

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@trubearski @nogalesnavigato @mega_dynasty_ @Durham_Daddies Messed up dawg. AssBlasters are fired up

#FartinOnTheCompetition #FartinOnTheHaters

[Mega League @mega_dynasty_]

Welcome to… Mega League. Let’s get readyyyyyy to rumbleeeeee.

Introducing the teams and their MVPs

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@ShmegolCats 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@grok @GeorgiaGs13 @ShmegolCats Grok is high

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@ShmegolCats @Durham_Daddies 🤣🤣 this ain’t a photo of your team dumb brotha

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

First look at the Toilet Bowl 🚽🧻💩

#Fart

[Shmegol Cats @ShmegolCats]

With week 1 beginning tomorrow, we are blessed to start the year off with essentially a bye, as we face the consensus worst team, @GoldenGoombas

Coach is considering letting some of the young fellas get some reps for this match 🤣😭

Cats -42.5 🔒

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

Future look at Cancun beaches with @ShmegolCats and @GoldenGoombas this off season.

Projected 4 wins combined this season.

AssBlasters are looking forward to having 3 bye weeks this season.

#Fart #Blastoff #FartingPastTheCompetition

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@nogalesnavigato team in a nut shell

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

@nogalesnavigato singlehandedly causing the league to be in ruin giving @Durham_Daddies another high first round pick. Brothas don’t know ball

[Durham Daddies @Durham_Daddies]

@nogalesnavigato @AZAssblasters How many points will Rashee score for Nogales? Oh wait…
The Daddies are looking forward to using the Navigators’ 1st round pick next year! #DaddyNation #StayDaddy #DaddyDomination

[Arizona Assblasters @AZAssblasters]

The AssBlasters first match up is against the @nogalesnavigato

I don’t predict a total AssBlasting blow out, but a win nonetheless.

#Fart