Shmegol Cats

Official Twitter of the 2020 MEGA League champions, the Shmegol Cats

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A NEW ERA OF #SHMEGOLNATION is LOADING.

LET THE REBUILD BEGIN 🔥🔥🔥

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Apologies we also received the young fella from Pittsburgh Kenneth Gainwell. Just had a 30 point performance that is 🔥

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We have made 6 trades to begin the rebuild.

We traded everyone on the previous tweet.

Received: 5 1st Rounders, 7 2nd Rounders, 2 3rd Rounders, 4 4th Rounders. Tyrone Tracy, Christian Kirk, Elic Ayomanor, Spency Rattler, Johnathon Brooks, Brenton Strange.

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This comes after realizing the unbalance of the @mega_dynasty_ league.

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A new era in #shmegolnation has arrived.

We would like to thank Lamar Jackson, Johnathon Taylor, Breece Hall, DJ Moore, Devante Adams, Jakobi Meyers, Jaylen Waddle, and Terry Mclaurin.

Your contributions to the Cats will never be forgotten.

Best of luck young fellas.

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Let’s recap the past few weeks:

Coming off the miracle in Lexington vs the @GoldenGoombas,

Week 2 we take down the number one team in the nation in what many called the game of the year vs @Durham_Daddies

Week 3 we fell short to the imbeciles

Week 4 we lose 2 @AZAssblasters

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@GoldenGoombas Took this weeek as a joke and paid for it.

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Final in Lexington.

Cats: 100
Golden goombas: 110

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@GoldenGoombas NO LOYALTY!!!

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Trailing 19 points to the Golden Goombas, there is one man left to play.

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Shmegol cats year

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Welcome to… Mega League. Let’s get readyyyyyy to rumbleeeeee.

Introducing the teams and their MVPs

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@AZAssblasters @GoldenGoombas Brotha team is a retirement home. Maybe in 2020 you could’ve won

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@nogalesnavigato Bros hashtags are paragraphs 🤣

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With week 1 beginning tomorrow, we are blessed to start the year off with essentially a bye, as we face the consensus worst team, @GoldenGoombas

Coach is considering letting some of the young fellas get some reps for this match 🤣😭

Cats -42.5 🔒

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@GoldenGoombas Live look at #mushroomkingdom

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@GeorgiaGs13 Yea ur not seeing the playoffs until 2035 🤣

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@nogalesnavigato @TucsonPenguins Bros making up trades. Remember when u traded us Johnathon Taylor for Rhamondre Stevenson ☠️.

MVP for zay flowers. Never forget. 2040 might be ur year

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With the new szn soon, let’s revisit the cats 1st dynasty szn:

-Started the league 7-2 🔥
-Selected star QB Bo Nix in the 11th round (rounds after @nogalesnavigato picked Kyle Pitts and @TucsonPenguins picked Blake corum) ☠️
-Acquired star RB JT
-Signed Cole Kmet, 3, 20+ points

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@mega_dynasty_

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CONTROVERSIAL: The commissioner @Durham_Daddies are wanting the cats to remove our 2020 championship banner from our bio.

Commish claims years prior to the merger (2024-25) should be erased.

We will continue to fight this dispute and will not let our history fall to the regime!

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@Durham_Daddies Might be time to start the rebuild ☠️