𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪

Onwards and Upwards. I listen a lot, but I don't speak much. I keep it brief.

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

"The pain may fade, but scars serve as a reminder of our suffering and make the bearer all the more resolved never to be wounded again.”

This quote has stayed with me eversince.

[obrempong_kweku_duah @oberempong_KD]

"A better man would protect you with that lie. But I am not that man. And so I leave you with the burden of a truth that no one will believe."
😌

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

Protection over prosecution.

[Ian Gumisiriza @T_E_F_L_O_N]

Inform the readers that it has ballistic-resistant glass (bullet proof). Yatyanyo amasasi neyelabira prosecution😄

[khaleesi🧍🏽‍♀️ @shelovesore]

Colon (:) introduces something. You usually use it when what comes after is a list, or an explanation, or even a reveal.
An example is “she had one rule: never apologize” or “this is a list of things you should get from the market: eggs, tomatoes…”
It’s also used as the eyes in a smiley face :)

Semicolon (;) connects two complete thoughts that are related but could stand alone as separate sentences. It’s stronger than a comma but softer than a full stop.
An example is “Frank never apologized; he didn't think he was wrong”

It’s also used as the eyes in a winking face ;)

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

At this rate 256 doesn't need another politician. It needs a CEO, who wakes up thinking about delivery, accountability, and results. Not tenure. Cos what in the Uganda is going!

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

Would you believe that a six-acre parcel of land in Najjera 2 is being offered at a staggering 1.6 billion shillings per acre? It is, quite frankly, preposterous.

[Engineer Faisal @PyeparFaisal]

I’m in a WhatsApp group where someone has shared a link to a piece of land costing Shs 1.8 billion.

Now I wonder what rich people actually post in their own WhatsApp groups, if us team “Kyapambalasi” are already in billions 😅.

[Engineer Faisal @PyeparFaisal]

I’m in a WhatsApp group where someone has shared a link to a piece of land costing Shs 1.8 billion.

Now I wonder what rich people actually post in their own WhatsApp groups, if us team “Kyapambalasi” are already in billions 😅.

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

Let the Spirit of Ecstasy do the talking.
They been in my mentions for months.
Didn't lower the partition once.
Not even in the system yet.
Culli living rent free in everybody's head.
Call it a gift, call it a problem.
Either way it's a Cullinan, not a boda. @manliketee2

[️s @big_sam_atari]

"Forgive me, Father, for I have dripped."

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

@UncleBillz @DailyMonitor The car in the first frame is a Rolls-Royce Phantom not a Rolls-Royce Cullinan.

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

Clearly, anyone complaining about this list is simply unappreciative of what @EOC_UG is doing. I also can’t imagine how the Banyankore who have been left out are feeling.

[𝗠𝗕𝗔𝗬𝗢 RICHARD, PhD @RichardMbayo]

1. National Water and Sewerage Corporation (MD): Eng. Silver Mugisha (Mugwere)
2. Uganda Investment Authority (Director General): Robert Mukiza (Muteso)
3. (NEMA) (Executive Director): Barirega Akankwasah (Musoga)
4. Uganda Wildlife Authority (Executive Director): Sam Mwandha (Acholi)
5. Kiira Motors Corporation (CEO): Paul Isaac Musasizi (Langi)
6. Judicial Service Commission (Chairperson): Justice Benjamin Kabiito (Lugbara)
7. Chief of Defence Forces (CDF): Gen. Muhoozi Kainerugaba (Mugishu)
8. Inspector General of Police (IGP): Abas Byakagaba (Mugwere)
9. Prisons Boss: Dr. Johnson Byabashaija (Muganda)
10. URA Director: John Rujoki Musinguzi (Muteso).

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

@ick_real Gertrude, Silprosa, Gladys, Henrietta and Imogen.

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

@ArafatMawejje this gentleman has a legit query.

[Certified Bachelor @Ludwig_O1]

What fairly nice SUV can one get with UGX 120m in Uganda?

[Xiaomi @Xiaomi]

First day of spring rule: green only 🌱
Spot the closest green thing you see
Me first ↓

[SHAV★ @shavnyuy]

A wall finish from Morocco. No tiles. No grout.
Tadelakt; polished lime plaster, sealed with black African olive soap and river stones. Waterproof. Breathable. Centuries old.
Africa had the answer. The world repackaged it. 🧱
📍 Morocco 🇲🇦

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

"The pain may fade, but scars serve as a reminder of our suffering and make the bearer all the more resolved never to be wounded again.” Nick Claus.

[ᜰ @boyaviatorr]

If algorithms brings this to you, Quote this tweet with anything

[Irah @imfootballmad]

He basically ran from Manchester to Wigan in under an hour. That’s nearly faster than the train

@northernassist pattern up fam.

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

@sheis_Z Could've sworn they are called Fines, no?

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

😂😂 This is it!

[He’s not here @Hesnothereband]

@lijitimate The HNH bassist /was/ ganna say “Bone, Thug and Harmony”.

Humerus…

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

This would be my response,

“I’m currently in Mykonos using this 30 day suspension to reflect on the decisions I made that got me into this situation, see you in 20 days”

[𝓐𝓴𝓪𝓷𝓴𝔀𝓪𝓼𝓪 @A_Callixte]

Oh Rock Catalina, what a time!

[Kalungi Kabuye 🇺🇬 @KalungiKabuye]

Kampala pubs & restaurants 20 years ago... how many are still around? @newvisionwire

[Nada Andersen @NadaAndersen]

Anti rabies protocol is five vaccine doses, day 1, day 3, day 7, day 14, day 21. Each shot is 25k. Life-saving if bitten by a rabid animal. Act immediately.