Anne

(unofficial) Susan Sarandon & Will Ferrell fan account

[alex ✌🏽🇨🇴🏳️‍🌈 @mxnrique__]

“for those with eyes to see” and it’s literally just plagiarism like it’s not even being subtle…

[reb @rebmasel]

so I’m watching Sheep Detectives. if one more character is mean to the winter lamb I’m lighting the whole flock on Fire

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I was 7 watching 1000 ways to die on Spike TV

[M.E 🎈 @Emmys]

You’ll live a better life if you don’t concern yourself with cosmetic damage to your car

[julia @juumelo_]

I'm free later if you want to grow old together btw

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[PhD in Don Bluth Studies @PunishedToponi]

Squirt people squirt people

[chico @psychicslayer1]

when the world needed her most she RETURNED?!

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

I only want a Spouse for things like Folding a Fitted Sheet or Murder Suicide

[≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼ @areeeyaaarrr]

me when i finally stand up for myself but end up crying instead 🥹

[ಲಕ್ಷ್ಮಿ/mimi @retiredfromemo]

ok but he's right

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

Am I poly? Hell yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna have 6 beers tonight

[el pendejo 🇨🇺🇪🇸 @danker_hank]

Insane psychological warfare, 10/10

[. @Fimiye]

i wish there was a more intense way to express my emotions than crying. i want to burst into flames

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[Anne @A_Die23]

HELLO ALL MUSICAL ARTISTS/BANDS WHO HAVEN’T TOURED IN A DECADE OR MORE AND ARE DOING REUNION TOURS PLEASE STOP DOING COVERS, ESPECIALLY AS ENCORES???? You have plenty of discography and I would pay to see those other artists/bands if I wanted to hear those songs?????
Plz explain

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[Vanessa Jaye @vanessajaye]

Not Leslie Jones getting in on this foolishness. “Gay as shit, 1000% yeah, you read that right” 😂😂😂

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint