Abigail

Your friendly neighborhood RN

[nat @nataliepurdon_]

I was born in the wrong generation😔👊🏻

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

“Pediatric ER Patients Say the Darnedest Things”

me: [pulling] hmmm...it’s not really moving

7 yo boy with can of pringle’s stuck on arm: weird

me: wait...you opened your hand to let go of the pringle’s, right?

7 yo:

me: can you please let go of the pring-

7 yo: never

[Mia Ohki @MiaOhki]

One day at a time...

[Alex T @AlexT]

happy thursday

[put ur left foot in @thehokiepokie]

I showered at my bfs place last night and was FORCED to wash my hair with 3-1, I swear there was no alternative. He has six different bottles in his shower. Each bottle is 3-1. I’ve come to ask forgiveness from the sisterhood.

[Stephen Mangan @StephenMangan]

So the end slice of a loaf is (according to you weirdos) - the knobby, knobby end, knob end, nobbly, knobbler, norbert, doormat, topper, nut end, noggie, noggin, ender, crust, butt, outsider, tush, doorstep, bumper, healie, nub, bum, bum end, knocker [all wrong] or heel [correct]

[Abigail @A_Mitch21]

@bigbenroth96 You just made a girl feel badly about herself for atleast a week, so that you could appear to be a male that a female, would in-fact, care enough to send a naked photo to.

[Dee @figgled]

Really grinds my gears when people say Jeff Buckley wrote Hallelujah because anyone intelligent knows it was penned by Shrek himself

[Matthew Dippel @TheCornChips]

Twitter help, idk who these two are but I hope this finds them. I took this at Taft Point at Yosemite National Park, on October 6th, 2018.

[Abigail @A_Mitch21]

Friend: Oh you have 5 weeks left of your degree? You must be pumped
Me: Ya it's nbd
Me inside:

[Abigail @A_Mitch21]

@heykants6

[bella @bellakmartinez2]

southerners: this snow is so pretty!
northerners: this isn't even a real snow- just you wait. i was born in an igloo and i drove to school on a snowmobile. we eat ice for every meal. i can't wait to die in a snow bank. warmth? never heard of it.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

this gif never fails to brighten up my day https://t.co/1XfbIw4dSy

[Abigail @A_Mitch21]

name a more iconic duo

[hanna lalonde @HannaLalonde]

In Canada we don’t say “Pardon Me.” We say “just gunna sneak past ya” which means “Excuse me Ma’am/Sir, I need to maneuver myself around you right this instant bcuz you are in my way, but I sincerely hope you have a fantastic week.” Isn’t that amazing? https://t.co/y2yYRnoIKe

[Demetria Obilor @DemetriaObilor]

#TEXAS: 27 killed, 24 hurt after mass shooting at First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs, TX. 💔
When will it stop?