Alex Burkhardt

Truman State Swim ‘23

[Alex Burkhardt @A_Money48]

Beyond excited to announce my verbal commitment to continue my swimming and education career at Truman State University!! Extremely thankful for the help from all my coaches, family and friends that have helped me get here. Sko Bulldogs💜💜

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

very typical that the woke, liberal media won’t give our president credit for filling the reflecting pool with delicious, refreshing Mountain Dew

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[john @johnsemley3000]

the older I get, the less likely it seems I’ll bonk a guard unconscious and steal his uniform, to more easily infiltrate his base.

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Accidently photographing a frog at the exact moment it activates its hyperspace drive...

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

ZOHRAN: “TBH, I don’t think too much about how Republicans portray me. The power of an ideology is judged in the worth of its delivery— to be told a city-run grocery store is implausible but $500 MILLION/day to kill ppl in Iran & Lebanon is necessary speaks to a broken politics.”

[Brandon Carney @BenchwarmerBran]

The guy that led the league in assists AND rebounds probably isn’t going to win MVP and I think it’s high time the entire voting process gets reevaluated

Because honestly, truly, what the fuck are we even doing

[StatMuse @statmuse]

The first player in NBA history to lead the league in RPG and APG.

[glitché @glitchshay]

a mass genocide is happening. an ethnic cleansing is occurring. cities are being bombed. tens of thousands of innocents are being executed and even more will follow. this is not the time for ignorance. please do not take a blind eye to this. please spread the word.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Israel is the first state which has a death penalty for one race but not another since Nazi Germany.

[Ethical Hoops🏆 (only takes Ws) @EthicalHoopz]

Not reading allat

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why?

If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment.

Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

This is failed-state behavior. Gambling on soldier’s lives with insider reading should be a madantory life in prison without parole offense.

[lils ⁸¹ 🐝 @debutiastri]

he had a helmet commemorating athletes lost in the war in ukraine and that’s seen as political but israeli athletes can compete despite the genocide happening in gaza??? disgusting

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump admitted to disappearing a 12 year old girl, and threatened to disappear another and kill their family.

This isn’t from a tip line — this is sworn testimony.

If they were willing to release this, imagine what they’re still hiding.

[DNVR Nuggets @DNVR_Nuggets]

🚨 𝑩𝑹𝑬𝑨𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮: Jamal Murray is officially an All-Star

#JamAllStar🌟

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

[Strez @Its_Strez]

Fuck ICE. Go Broncos. Free Palestine.