A Person

Exasperated by nonsense. On a quest for facts, evidence, rationality and understanding.

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@BradfemlyWalsh Seems a delightful gentleman, and a totally logical and sane conclusion to jump to...

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@teaforpterosaur @Poppy_yyyyyyyy Yeah, there's definitely someone somewhere specifically looking for mucky. If you ever think people can't be that weird, you are underestimating people!

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@Shirlscamp @history99917180 😆

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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy 😮 That's outrageous!

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@CrunchAlias I wanted to ask if he'd be happy to do a 100m sprint against cheetahs... Some mammals can run 70mph, and might bite a bit. Who cares about fair?! But he's very bravely turned off replies.

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@hareinthefire @history99917180 What do you mean?! No traffic lights to wait for either. Definitely much easier!

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@DaveYaVoo @marycatedelvey The precious things!

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@BertDalziel I'm so sorry. We never have enough time with them xx

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@QcWynter This should be televised as a 3 part drama with moody lighting, with interstitial shots of a chess board as our hero sits back in his chair after clicking send on a satisfying legal document

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@Mattisamazing33 I got an email like that and I'm not even on a meter, so they were obviously fibbing. Probably setting the scene for a hosepipe ban announcement

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@Kesthecollie Being a sheep dog probably means you have transferable skills to be a cattle dog too Bess, you could have herded them into the field!

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@history99917180 Congratulations, that's amazing! 🥳

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@teaforpterosaur Yeah, I'd always taken this account as a parody, although began to wonder if I was the only one. Not sure if it's too subtle or the overall situation is too ridiculous for the parody to really come across.

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@stueymaco We could clear up all the polluted water in the world with those filters

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@Jebadoo2 "Have you been injured in an exorcism that wasn't your fault? Call Stonewall today!"

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@BradfemlyWalsh It must be so nice having no actual problems in your life that you have to make some up, complete with imaginary symptoms

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@DavidPGCSE (Foil = devolution, or something)

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@DavidPGCSE Just jam a bit of foil in, that'll sort it

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@Poppy_yyyyyyyy