Hey @TimAnderson7, you’re my new favorite player!!! Thank you for being you and doing your thing!!! Keep making baseball great baby!!!! #LetTheKidsPlay
Considering Philadelphia still hears about the time fans threw snowballs at Santa, I think New York fans should hear about egging an NBA player and assaulting opposing fans for the rest of their lives. Truly the worst fanbase.
@MillsTwitch NBA Street Vol. 2. I wasted SO many hours on that game growing up and it was just so much fun. Made a white boy from the burbs feel good for a little lol
This moment from Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast is one of the cleanest arguments against communism and socialism you’ll hear in under a minute.
“It's important to study communism, because all, you know, the youngsters these days, they think it's far out and fly... It's not. It usually results in about 50 million people dying.”
“It starts with the seizure of private property. That's f*cking crazy... It's built on the government taking everyone's property. What the f*ck? The government's terrible. I don't trust them with anything.”
Comedy podcast or not, Matt and Shane basically nuked the entire ideology in under a minute.
Things that have been invented since Grover Cleveland Alexander set the Phillies record for consecutive scoreless innings in 1911:
The zipper
Sliced bread
Numbers on baseball jerseys
Chocolate chip cookies
Traffic lights
The Titanic
Automated Ball Strike System
The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you're not careful it's too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.
- Norm Macdonald