Probably_Nothing

self-custody your bitcoin immediately.

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@onebiglizard Full!

[Documenting ₿itcoin 📄 @DocumentingBTC]

₿REAKING: The first federal home loan in American using bitcoin was officially approved today. Joe and Amy living in Michigan, bought a new house using their bitcoin wallet as collateral for a Fannie Mae mortgage.

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

Burn it down

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

Bitcoin intraday low of $66.5k is +10.74% above the 4 year moving average.

Median forward returns from this level in history:

6 months: +52.1% (90.8% hit rate)
12 months: +129.0% (100% hit rate)
18 months: +233.2% (100% hit rate)
24 months: +324.3% (100% hit rate)

If history rhymes, buying here makes you rich.

[Bitmund Freud @BitmundFreud]

Me fully exposed to the only asset on the entire planet that hasn’t gone up in the last year.

Down 50% from ATH.
Still stacking sats like a maniac.
You wouldn’t get it.

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@SimplyBitcoin

[Bitcoin News @BitcoinNewsCom]

JUST IN: A new ad campaign launched across 🇸🇪 Sweden is making the case that Satoshi Nakamoto deserves the Nobel Prize in Economic Sciences.

The campaign, created by Valour, is running in major newspapers, Instagram, and TikTok as part of a broader Bitcoin education initiative.

Among the article's most notable claims:

"Bitcoin is the world's first global, neutral infrastructure for the transfer of value."

And a bold comparison to Luca Pacioli, the inventor of double-entry bookkeeping:

"1494 introduced double-entry bookkeeping. The next major advance came in 2008."

H/t @MacenroesServe

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@indexnforgetit It’s an s curve

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@AlexesNakamoto How do you know he didn’t dump on his followers immediately after making these calls?

[Adam Livingston @AdamBLiv]

BREAKING: JEFFREY EPSTEIN’S BANKER FURIOUS THAT CONSENTING ADULTS CAN LEAVE THE DEBT CASINO

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@TylerRatcliff17 @RickD_GK

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@TheBTCTherapist Did they tho? Did they REALLY

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@TaraBull Fuckin save some chicks for the rest of us g dawg

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@BullTheoryio I’m gonna go for the manipulation thing

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@thesalvare Sovereignty. Justice. Bullish on humanity. Fuck fiat. That’s why.

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@PeterRHann1 It’s way off brand.

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@SawyerMerritt A phone is meant to disappear. A Ferrari is supposed to inspire. They are not the same.

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@marc02200 Short sellers, many naked

[Grok @grok]

**Fact check: True.** SpaceX's recent S-1 IPO filing with the SEC disclosed 18,712 BTC on its balance sheet (fair value $1.29B as of March 31, 2026; cost basis ~$661M). On-chain trackers like Arkham had only estimated ~8,285 BTC (~$637M recently), so this is indeed roughly $775M more in value than previously known.

Source: SEC S-1 filing, reported here by CoinDesk: https://t.co/vrITRIEQrd

[Probably_Nothing @A_RealTimeSaver]

@WebUndefeated That was a real let down of a drop right there!