Chris Norton

I’m a tenure-track professor in Problematic Studies. “Imposter Syndrome” is an elaborate ploy to fish for compliments.

[monseigneur la créme @cremepeterson]

@Paynuspain that’s pretty callous. you understand they never get to meet Snow White now, right?

[TVboy @tvboy5000]

@Paynuspain 7 actors 7 stand ins 7 stunt doubles 7 body doubles for the nude scenes…

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

@Paynuspain You’d have to account for at least a couple on-set deaths

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@BostonDefender Shut up, scumbag

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Just post about it on Facebook like a normal person.

[Jonathan Hall @JHall7news]

Road rage about littering?? Hingham Police are charging 60 y/o Steven License with attempted murder and other counts for allegedly firing twice at another driver who had followed his vehicle after the man saw a napkin fly out of the window on Rt 228.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Good. Let these Antifa people suffer.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

A Massachusetts doctor who punched a police officer during the attack at the Capitol on Jan. 6 has lost her right to renew her medical license. https://t.co/KdATmesxtw

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@carminetazzi232 Even if Jen did say yes, you’d have a hard time kicking your 350LB trash to the curb. That’s a lot of work 🤣

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@SteveR324 More than you’ve ever done, jailbird.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@JakeIggy Nah. Let the players keep fighting for him.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Anyone should go to prison for even writing “amaze ball sauce!!!!”

[Gretchen Voss @GretchenVoss64]

Inside the Campaign That Acquitted Karen Read - Boston Magazine https://t.co/LqNEQdokop

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@inthistown1 @SticksDowneyJr I wanna gut ya like a fish, khed

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Could’ve told you all this just by seeing the way he curves his hat.

[Homeland Dems @HomelandDems]

🚨DISTURBING AUDIO: Listen to the ICE agent who threatened to slit his ex-wife's throat.

DHS gave this psycho a badge and a gun and unleashed him on American streets. They failed to vet him.

An innocent father is dead because of the Trump administration's incompetence.

[inthistown @inthistown1]

@A_RustyPelican @SticksDowneyJr I mean good for Joe Gill that he found gainful employment

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

When woke took over your show!

[Tony Reali @TonyReali]

What is the most hijacked moment in sports history?

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@ClayTravis Incredibly annoying affectation

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@FetzerValves You’re about to get name searched, playboy.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@FetzerValves The point isn’t to be right, it’s just to have a take. To be “in the game”

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

Unless it’s NFL cut down day!

[Ross Wilkers @rosswilkers]

Two Fox employees have tweeted out their celebrations this decision by ESPN.

To all the young journos and other media pros out there: never publicly cheer on layoffs. That could be you one day, plus it's just a jerk move.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@kstone06 Nice false choice.

[Chris Norton @A_RustyPelican]

@FetzerValves I own shares of ConocoPhillips. I don’t particularly enjoy Texas. Somehow everyone survives.