Austen Semmelmann

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. -Ben Hogan

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@Paladin000Xbox @moonskoobie @JeffPassan Yeah they should teach him how to throw it slower and be worse at pitching. 🤡

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@EricLindquist It would be really cool if we see some runs in the moon game

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@EricLindquist 105 mph nothing to see here

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@LunchMoneyDubs @KBProps Yup. People think they are smarter than a billion dollar industry with more data than they will ever have lol.

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@TheCoachesDesk Joe Ryan

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@thomasjordaniv @haqq_abdulhaqq 😭 no

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@thomasjordaniv @haqq_abdulhaqq The books probably don’t know it’s the finals, this man has a point

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@EricLindquist Pretty sure the Giants have more swings at pitches out of the zone than pitches in it. Hilarious

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@thomasjordaniv @PlusEV Is that Kristaps Porzingis

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@TheDunkCentral @GeryWoelfel That dude saying 0% basically means there’s a 100% chance he remains with the bucks

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@DougRus83966997 @FoulTerritoryTV I hope they plunk every batter. Free 90 for everyone

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@zapearsonNBA Luckiest*. Won’t ever happen again

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@DylanIsADragon Looney tunes ass fall

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@DAVEXEETS Found his one bad game in 2 years, nice work

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@NjTank99 The Mets would get no hit in the Savannah banana league

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@Mike_Kurland 16.5 pitching outs line btw

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@TalkinBaseball_ Can we talk about how not one book had a pitching outs prop today for this guy?

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@jakeplummered @RIGGEDFORVEGAS If sports were rigged, no plus money plays would ever hit no matter what. Explain Ranger Suarez having 11 strikeouts last night when his line was 3.5 in some places. Surely the books meant to rig it so they lost money on whatever the crazy odds were for 10+ right? 🤡

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@jakeplummered @RIGGEDFORVEGAS Yes