Alex Wallace

[Alex Wallace @A_Wallace24]

I’m sorry to whoever designed the jeep truck, but you did a terrible job

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

“And so today I’m making Your Love Is My Drug by Ke$ha the National Anthem”

[Alex Wallace @A_Wallace24]

when you get home with new groceries do you feel the urge to open everything you bought and have a bite of it or are you normal

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when more vaccination appointments are added

[saint @LamarMyles]

They ain’t got a vaccine for pollen yet?

[Alex Wallace @A_Wallace24]

A list of things that should be illegal:
1.Peeps

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

how tf did i take all those classes when i was in school?? now if i have one meeting and get groceries the same day i fall apart

[ang✨ @jaeslight]

when u need to turn into a store but cars keep passing and the cars behind you start honking

[☠︎ Chi Omega ☠︎ @APSUChiOmega]

Long time, no tweet! Making our comeback with a reminder to vote ABBEY HOGAN for Hoco Queen on peaylink March 1-3!!!🤩✨

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

a girl boss never forgets her roots

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I can’t believe 12 years ago I was dancing around my bedroom to love story and now here I am again

[$AM𖤐 @40SANDSHORTiEZ]

me: why tf does my back hurt?

also me:

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

The other girls when new girls walk out of the limo #TheBachelor

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.