arob

Altoona Elementary ‘10

[arob @A__Roberts_]

when i look at my snap story the morning after going out

[arob @A__Roberts_]

The 3 rice krispie boys: Snap, Crackle, and Pop found dead outside their calabasas estate this afternoon. The keebler elves are the main suspects in this case.

[arob @A__Roberts_]

ross lynch is what mgk would look like if he didn’t do drugs

[arob @A__Roberts_]

@evadnemunoz close the yearbook and grow up.

[arob @A__Roberts_]

mom how many times do i have to tell you that i can’t unload the dishwasher until I know what the move is on saturday night

[Christof Spieler @christofspieler]

A Prius being washed away in a deluge caused by torrential rain in the scars of wildfires is the perfect metaphor for how individual consumer decisions are not enough to address climate change.

[andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone]

multiple sources reporting im gonna act the fuck up today

[arob @A__Roberts_]

@jakeszalat me 🍼🐤

[arob @A__Roberts_]

a schitts creek spin off following Alexis on all her adventures

[arob @A__Roberts_]

i could walk across the country if it was on one of those flat escalators at the airport

[arob @A__Roberts_]

ok angelina it’s not that serious

[Jersey Shore @JerseyShore]

Reality Royalty is in the building! 👑✨

The #MTVAwards: Unscripted event begins right NOW on @MTV! 📺

[justin @webcul8]

x games mode

[arob @A__Roberts_]

thinking about all the champagne that gets wasted for college graduation pictures

feeling: sad 😔

[arob @A__Roberts_]

@11PaulAllen 🤔🧐

[arob @A__Roberts_]

why does dj khaled give me gustavo rocque energy

[arob @A__Roberts_]

the CDC now reccomends making out with 2 girls and sticking your face between cocktail waitress’s breasts and to grind with multiple fat women

[arob @A__Roberts_]

justifying leaving all my dishes in the sink by filling them with water so they can ✨soak✨