Gerard Sykes

Narcoleptic writer. Often fall asleep on my keybooooaaazzzfkjah

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@LuciHolland Objective. Objective.

[Luci Holland 🦄🎶🎵 Composer/Orchestrator 🎮🎥🎭🎨 @LuciHolland]

It was a very tough decision to make but also wonderful to celebrate the immense amount of great game music from 2020 @ScalaRadio ! Here's my Top 5 - I'd love to know what you think? #gamemusic

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@OwnerofNinjaDog @LuciHolland Poor Rose has had a rough time.

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

Yay dice! My @DiceYay dice have arrived! Perfect 20s for everyone!

[Yay Dice! 🎲💍❤️🎉 @DiceYay]

We're so excited about these prototype Summer Fruits #dice designs! Works-in-progress and need some sanding and touch-ups, but really digging how the colours have come out - so juicy! 🎲🎨🍉🍍🍓😍 #YayDice #NayDiceYayDice

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@LuciHolland @RadiatorRPG @JDWasabi @EstarNova @tinyruin Oaft, I'm woefully uneducated here, @LuciHolland but...
- Condemned 2, not really from my youth, but 14(?) Yr old me lost it.
- Pokémon Red, I'm a Bulbasaur guy.
- Asterix for OG Gameboy, a merciless reskin of Mario
- Lego Racers, because no one I knew had mario kart.

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@TheWAAAGHStudio Kharadron Overlords pls. My army needs some (floating) balls. I swear, doesn't get old.

[The WAAAGH Studios @TheWAAAGHStudio]

We've just hit 10,000 followers on Instagram so that sounds like a good excuse for a giveaway! The winner will receive a Start Collecting boxset of their choice! To enter:

☑ FOLLOW us @TheWAAAGHStudio
☑ LIKE & RT
☑ COMMENT which boxset you'd like if you win

1/2

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

Guys, with everything that's happening, the last thing we need is a curse. https://t.co/hjlj9oeLb5

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

Lucky boy.

[Gamiest Gamer 🕹🎮 @Retr0Joe]

A thread of African Movie Posters...

Due to licensing and printing costs, some African theaters gave the task to artists to paint the posters for movies being shown...

Some artists had no reference to what movie they was drawing so some just guessed...

Here are my favourites..

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

'2020 new year new me!'
Craig and Susan roared, before fulfilling their promise and ripping off their membranous outer layers to reveal the glistening reptilian predators underneath.
After devouring everyone at Prosseco brunch, Craig and Susan were ready for #Veganuary

[Pamela @Pamela131121]

Best thing ive seen on fb for a while 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@mimmmblack @jcmackie @FollowTheCow Yeah. Well y'know, wouldn't want to ruin their party by having my flat there.

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@mimmmblack @jcmackie @FollowTheCow I only found out about this second hand, so I would hope they contacted anyone that needed one. Either way, dystopian shite.

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

@ryandroyd https://t.co/cVUJMgEBDy

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

The Christmas market is abandoned due to high winds, making it prime real estate for any thematic terrorist or super villain:

[Gerard Sykes @A_bumblebear]

Why do people build gingerbread houses for #Christmas? It's where children go to die...

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Ending your essay with "in conclusion"
- boring
- redundant
- unoriginal

Ending your essay with "am I right, or am I right?"
- persuasive
- a real power move
- automatic A+ by law