Alison

'certified grandad chaser'

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

I think someone making time for you is one of the clearest sign they care. everyone is busy, everyone has responsibilities, u are either a priority or not

[Alison @A_phillips96]

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[♰ @reeceollld]

have you ever try to help someone and realize they like their problems???

[Alison @A_phillips96]

@floydyid @JeremyClarkson Tb is spread through any mammals. We can get TB from the animals (Jeremy saying we can’t isn’t true) it’s a zoonotic disease. Badgers and deer are the most prolific spreaders of it but foxes, cats, dogs etc can all carry and spread it!

[Quentin @Tangrenin]

Brushing our teeth is a basic thing we all do and yet every time I see someone brush their teeth for the first time at some point they do a most bizarre, most uniquely unhinged thing that reminds me how brittle my conception of normalcy is

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m finally at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop anywhere on the way home from work.

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Happy Valentine’s Day to all ma hoes.

[🎀🩷B A R B I E 🩷🎀 @tiandemi]

Don’t ask me what I’m buying in B&M, Home Bargains or The Range. It doesn’t work like that The shops will let me know when I get there.

[Jason Moore💜 @Jasontmoore89]

@go1dwing I had the absolute time of my life at the Era's Tour, and wouldn't have wanted it to be a second shorter, but if you told me every gig I went to from now was that long?? I would be very tempted to never see live music again

[cat king @effielovessnack]

Why are trump supporters getting so mad that we say that we hope everything that they voted for happens to them? Why is that a threat? YOU VOTED FOR IT WHY ARE YOU MAD? I hope everything that you voted for happens to you PERSONALLY. Why you mad boo?

[amanda 🏒🏎️ @ohnoflyers]

men's awful behaviour is so normalised that sometimes a woman may not even realise her scary story is a SCARY story

[Ashland @BravesAshland]

I just found out a married couple I know doesn’t have assigned cars. Like they have 2 cars.. but one isn’t his and hers… they just wake up every morning and grab whatever set of keys and go??? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in all my lives????

[Alison @A_phillips96]

@cocowoofwoof @teamAisling

[Alison @A_phillips96]

@Marilynjoiner5 @TheAHDB They are creating a new test called the DIVA -detect infected among vaccinated animals. Which means we will be able to vaccinate as can distinguish between them.

[Alison @A_phillips96]

@Marilynjoiner5 @TheAHDB They are in the process of creating a vaccine, unfortunately the skin test and blood test used can’t differentiate between infected/vaccinated/immunity passed down from vaccination therefore it can’t be rolled out yet. 1/

[mo🇵🇸 @w7rtzball]

a biological woman is getting more hate than an athlete who r*ped a 12 year old, tells you everything 👍

[Jackie @doglove00222813]

@russellquirk I’m not on the left but I’m shocked at what you’re saying. Can’t poor people have any enjoyment in their lives or do they have to suffer because their poor. Why don’t you bring back workhouses & have done with it. This is not left or right this is about human decency

[tommy columbo @steakspam]

exploiting someone who is - if baby reindeer is accurate in its representation - very clearly mentally unwell in the name of “setting the record straight” not only puts her in danger but also allows richard gadd’s (likely) trauma to be debated for what?? fun?? vile