tommy columbo

the people’s princess

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Insane edit on my fyp

[tommy columbo @steakspam]

@sammyRDKN @Sidemen so so cool bestie!!!!!!!!

[kirvy @madebykirvy]

The Academy fears what Robbie Williams could do on that stage

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put on calming classical music for my cat who’s asleep where i’m working today and god the productivity level i have reached. i’m no better than a domesticated animal

[tommy columbo @steakspam]

had a dream last night that they put me in with the olympic swimmers and i was faster than all of them with a new kind of vertical dolphin technique and didn’t realise it was a dream until earlier when i was thinking “i could go swimming later since i’m good at that now”

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requested rock dj in the club too many times the dj got angry with us :(

[ava 🌞 @moonsoultarot]

Grannies really got it right with tea and soup and knitting and doing puzzles and sitting outside listening to the birds and having a sweet treat and going to bed at 8pm

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willem dafoe is not steve buscemi and steve buscemi is not willem dafoe but christopher walken is somehow both of them

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my next door neighbour lives alone and she has been SCREAMING swearing all day. we just had a beautiful rendition of “bastard bastard bastard” with a round of “oh fuck off”. hoping she plays her smash hit of glass bottles falling over followed by “fuck you”

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love spaghetti

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@sammyRDKN @Sidemen Sammy graphics on the big screen???!!!!

[Ready Steady Bunny @babybunnyrry]

he was NOT going back to that bakery

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he said “here are some follow up actions so we’re all on the same page”

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grown man on the train on his way to see an american football game of sorts turning his cap backwards and clapping his hands when his mate pulls out a bag of fruitella. proceeds to make a little goblet out of the fruitella wrapper. this is what living is all about.

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i really hope they don’t start going at it behind this wall i will be so upset if they start going at it behind this wall please god don’t let them go at it behind this wall

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i’m staying in a hotel room with an adjoining door (hell) but i need to know why the couple next door are now fiddling with the door on their side guys PLEASE don’t do this

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@nah2005isbest come look out my window they’re on the trampoline with it and i won’t lie it is pitchy

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neighbour got her kids one of those FUCKING karaoke microphones and has shut them outside with it and i hate her