Austin Miller

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from taking a nap.

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

im upset

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

Settling for a 53-yard field goal you scared ass motherfuckers.

You deserve this loss, Zac Taylor.

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

@JoeGoodberry Joe, I’ve had a few too many and need a rules guy to help explain if the Lions just got screwed or if that call was correct, please and thank you ✊🏼

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

A record deal: Joe Burrow has reached agreement with the Bengals on an 5-year, $275 million extension that includes $219.01 million guaranteed and makes him the highest-paid player in NFL history, sources tell ESPN.

[Brad Garlinghouse @bgarlinghouse]

It’s absolutely unconscionable that a regulator – when presented with so much pushback on what he was about to say / how he compiled this fake “test” in the first place – decided to move forward anyway, and throw an entire industry into chaos.

[Stuart Alderoty @s_alderoty]

1/ It’s been 5 years since Bill Hinman gave his infamous speech – and through the SEC’s lawsuit against @Ripple (and 7 court orders), we can finally share what happened behind the scenes through the now public emails / drafts of the speech.

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

The @Bengals social media team posting randomly about Tee when they know the information we seek. 😑

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

We know @teehiggins5 is enjoying this warm weather in Cincinnati 😂

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Pro tip: Never twirl your Skyline Chili.

@danabeers was in Cincy for Opening Day and took it all in.

Presented by @PirateWaterBev

Full video: https://t.co/9Gqov4d4l6

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

This is March 😤

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

@joseph_ossai had an absolute monster game prior to that penalty and he’s going to be an awesome player for years to come. Any “Bengals fan” going out of their way to blame him or threaten him can hop off the wagon and kick rocks we had plenty of opportunities to win. #WhoDey

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

@MitchSchwartz71 Do you think the snow played a large factor in the Bengals O-line success against the Bills? Do you think they can repeat their performance against KC?

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

@koryhammann_9

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

Make sure y’all get that refund 👀

[T.Hunt🎣 @T_Hunt15]

Please watch over these warriors and void them of any negative spirits as they go into battle today. May they fight with the strength of ten full grown men. #WhoDey 🐅 @Bengals @CincyProblems @JoeGoodberry

[Austin Miller @Aa_Millz]

NFL(pre-szn):Chiefs & Bills are predetermined to play in the AFCCG!
NFL(mid-szn):Who are the Bengals? They’re barely over 500 CHIEFS BILLS AFCCG!
NFL(post-szn):The Bengals play the Bills to see who will advance to the AFCCG but be sure to buy your tix for the CHEIFS BILLS AFCCG!

[Alaina Getzenberg @agetzenberg]

The NFL has advised the Bills and Chiefs to start selling tickets for the potential neutral site AFC Championship game.

Season ticket holders for both teams who opted-in to purchase AFC Championship Game tickets will have first priority beginning at 10 am ET tomorrow.

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

Joe Burrow was asked about a potential Bengals window to win after today’s game. His response: “The window is my whole career…Our window is always open.”

Boss answer.

[Jeremy Rauch @FOX19Jeremy]

Eli Apple wanted our camera to see this after the #Bengals 8th straight win. @fox19

[Goodberry @JoeGoodberry]

Ravens allowed to bench starters but the Bengals can't because they need to ensure they win this game.

But who actually won the division again?

[Brandon @bm18950]

1. NFL rules that the Bengals have to win week 18 to guarantee home field

2. Alex Cappa gets a serious knee injury

These events are correlated.

[EA @EAB_740]

Cappa is done for the season because Cincy had to start players in a game that doesn’t matter.

Good job @nfl

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

Is there a better commercial for Rank Choice Voting than what is going on with the Speaker's vote in the House ? The current system, from primary to generals to speaker voting, empowers the extremes to the expense of constituants. Time to change