Akash

I'm not crazy. Crazy people don't know they are crazy and I do, thus I'm not crazy. Crazy isn't it?

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

Ayee my guy

[Justin @mormol3]

Nobody:
Akash: My guy

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

This new covid quarantine diet is doing wonders!

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@flabbyhippo26 We need to expose soap companies. They promise luscious hair with a 2 in one bottle then why seperate bottles in the first place? Hell, my sister had a 5 in 1. I bet it’s not just any animal fat they using 🤭 👀

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

Ok not to get political, but what even is the deal with balloons, trying to be slick to gift someone with air, not like we got enough air around us😤😤

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@Paladin1969 Yes sir!!

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

3 years again today, good times @Paladin1969

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@Paladin1969 Studying dentistry! Taking the exam this June (hopefully), I’m at UC. How’s transferring to the online world of teaching, I bet it’s hectic

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@Paladin1969 Staying safe, studying hard, goofing harder. Time fly’s, time to reconnect with great people in my life :D

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

College campus hits differently when it’s a ghost town

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

*at Panera*
Customer: I don’t want a baguette I’m allergic, I want the crunchy bread
Cashier: ...what
Me (bored) to Customer: oh actually they discontinued that
Customer: oh ok, I’ll take the baguette I heard it’s like crunchy bread

Yup

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

2 year update, in 1 week I’m going to be 21 and I can confidently say that I still don’t know the difference between a hotel and a motel

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

In 1 week I’m going to be 19 and I still don’t know the difference between a hotel and a motel

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@alexis_schumann Miss you!! ❤️

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

With all the shit going on, we need to find time to relax. Take a second and Vibe with me, send it to someone who needs it

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@laurenren013 Little Sister!! Hope Florida’s treating ya well, don’t worry about it just vibe and pass it along :D

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@I_decline :D

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@omarshall99 You must vote

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

Is Andes Chocolate Mints a mint or a chocolate?

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

@omarshall99 For the sake of competition there won’t be

[Akash @AakashChipatel]

Should I shave?