Lord Pretty Franko

تذكر دائمًا كلمة سوندر

[judy hilarious @sagebeatlove_]

I’m calling a team meeting because what the fuck?

[Elroy Fudge @ElroyFudge]

I don't work for Applebee's or anything, but you guys should go check out Applebee's on Mondays and Tuesdays. $2.99 you-call-its, any drink you want. Crown Royal even. Take a $20 bill with you and get shitfaced. Pull your dick out at the bar even. They don't care!!!

[cameron! @workreps]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

do not take the bodega peptides...

[Ayômîde 🧢 @Haryormdey4u]

That one crumb in the air fryer getting cooked for the 87th time

[casper 🦚🪽 @SHARKFAN70]

this is like 9/11 for people in Wisconsin

[Philly’s Okayest Lawyer @phillyliquorlaw]

This is like a level 7 meme. I can’t possibly explain this to my mom.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

people used to say “am I being punk’d right now” now they say “is this a psy-op being orchestrated by Mossad?”

[Jenson Puffin ہائدی 🐦‍⬛ @MissOoo1g]

Marie Antoinette lost her head for less

[leisha @leisha1196]

Sorry for reposting so much hunter biden content he’s unironically the funniest person alive and I don’t have a lot going on in my life right now

[YUH 🫟 @__jahlil__]

My fav jersey shore lore is that Gym, Tan, Laundry was their code term for picking up Cocaine.

[Fight Club 🥊💨 @FIGHTZINCLUB]

Eu em 2040 porque meu Neuralink detectou um pensamentos anti-Israel:

[skizzius maximus iii @SkizzyMars]

coke zero is goated

[yip @yipfella]

Niggas buying nudes when they can look in the mirror & see a pussy for free

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

They should just put kids in jail during the summer

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand.

[Shō @lucxzxe]

"fuck it we ball" I say as I almost vomit from anxiety

[Wisconsin Family @Wisconsin_fam]

I think we all know the real reason why Josh Jacobs was released from jail yesterday.

[Pubity @pubity]

2 U.S. Congressman have introduced the American High Speed Rail Act, seeking $205,000,000,000 in funding to build a nationwide high-speed rail system.

They claim America is behind both Europe and Asia on rail travel and that we need to catch up.

[Will Parkinson @Willpa11]

���Knee, jail”