Aaron Garnica

“when life gives you lemons make lemonade🍋🧃”

[Jay @idek_tb]

Clubbing has to be the most overrated adulthood activity.

[L/M Football @lmfootbalI]

Lionel Messi in 2012 was a GLITCH in the matrix. 🤯

More goals without penalties than Ronaldo's WHOLE Juve career..

[Sara 🇵🇸 @SaraFCBi]

Gündoğan left a treble-winning team for us

Cancelo rejected Bayern for us

Félix only wanted us

Roque waited only for us

THIS. Is. BARCELONA 💙♥️

[Mexican National Team @miseleccionmxEN]

One more sleep. 🔜🇺🇸🆚🇲🇽

#CNL | #LaSelecciónEsDeTodos

[Barça Worldwide @BarcaWorldwide]

🎙️Sergio Ramos (R. Madrid Legend):

"Messi is the best player football has ever produced"

[Sara 🇵🇸 @SaraFCBi]

Mbappé misses THIS from a Messi pass, but it’s MESSI who gets booed and blamed

[Managing Barça @ManagingBarca]

🚨 Official: FC Barcelona becomes the first team in the history of La Liga to have kept 19 clean sheets in 25 matches in a single season. ✅

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Brazilian Congressman Nikolas Ferreira torches the woke agenda

This was his address to Congress on International Women’s Day:

[Borussia Dortmund @BVB]

F⚡️CK CANCER

[BlackMulaa @Raflaflame]

Sex is everywhere, but loyalty, commitment, and trust isn’t.

[syhnner @syhnner]

sex with eye contact is top tier

[george @StokeyyG2]

Andrew Tate: I Truly Believe They’re Gonna Try To Kill Me

“They’re either gonna try to put me in jail or they’re gonna kill me.”
https://t.co/JSRxdQOMX4

[KYLE @KyleForgeard]

He predicted it.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When you realise that your every goal and assist will help Messi win his 8th Ballon d'Or.